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Dazzler

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  1. This is fucking insane. Fucking bastards coming over here, feeding our kids. Once upon a time you could rely on the Saudis to throw stones at our gays and wimmin and you could respect it. But this!? Makes me sick. Already sent a Wearside Jack style tape to my local MP.
  2. xS, Shirley? both in terms of size and as expected stiffies.
  3. All this nostalgia proves is that you’re all canny old tbh. I remember the keegan days, but was only 10 when he chucked in the towel, and we got lumbered with the dour Scottish cunt who ruined us. Sir Bobby was in during my formative years and I’d probably say I preferred those times over Keegan purely because I was old enough then to appreciate it. All that before another dour Scottish cunt came in and ruined us again. None of it tops this season though, because you simply can’t compare nearly winning stuff with actually winning something IMO. I’m saying all of this to say once Eddie wraps in be prepared for Moyes ball because we always replace our favourites with a dour Scottish cunt.
  4. Back to back relegation form that.
  5. Got to love that he missed of VJ day from his rant (the one day the Americans actually had a significant influence over) - Probably never heard of it.
  6. Neither does he, but it gets the red hat wearing idiots drooling and shooting their guns in the air in the name of jesus or something.
  7. No losers allowed at the victory celebrations tbf
  8. I don't need to pay, thank you very much. Husky children throw themselves at me. Well, I say throw, they waddle over and then roll about the floor a bit. Handy for getting dog shit off a shoe tbh.
  9. Make Celebrating Our Victories Great Again! MCOVGA! Get the hats knocked up.
  10. Ah so three weeks, then - that's fine, I can handle that.
  11. What are the names of these harlots? I want to be sure I don't stumble upon them by accident whilst searching for bible verses later.
  12. I'm both, thank you very much - I shop in the husky child section.
  13. Your dedication to this shithousing is nothing short of magnificent.
  14. Graphs probably. Who brings a fucking flip chart to the sesh?
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