Dazzler

He's fucking raging.

Gemini AI's depiction of a Japanese fellas reaction to this thread btw:

Passing around ground up viagra in 24ct gold bowls and underage boys - exactly like a diddy party

Trump with one of his trademark delays. Someone made a boo boo and needs a nappy change.

It’s wall to wall Murray mints and worthers. Every so often a quality street tin is thrown in the room to liven things up a bit, but it’s always got a sewing kit in it.

It’s their shit I’m cooking tbf, and I harshly punish anyone who leaves tread marks on the dining room chairs.

Mine stand up to wipe their arse at the dinner table.

Aye, on mumsnet

Hang on. You mean to tell me that daughter isn't pronounced dafter? No wonder the bairn hates me. Also had no clue it was pronounced law-ter. I've been a proper lawing stock for years because of this.

This is fucking insane. Fucking bastards coming over here, feeding our kids. Once upon a time you could rely on the Saudis to throw stones at our gays and wimmin and you could respect it. But this!? Makes me sick. Already sent a Wearside Jack style tape to my local MP.

xS, Shirley? both in terms of size and as expected stiffies.

FYP

Nose ring, innit.

All this nostalgia proves is that you’re all canny old tbh. I remember the keegan days, but was only 10 when he chucked in the towel, and we got lumbered with the dour Scottish cunt who ruined us. Sir Bobby was in during my formative years and I’d probably say I preferred those times over Keegan purely because I was old enough then to appreciate it. All that before another dour Scottish cunt came in and ruined us again. None of it tops this season though, because you simply can’t compare nearly winning stuff with actually winning something IMO. I’m saying all of this to say once Eddie wraps in be prepared for Moyes ball because we always replace our favourites with a dour Scottish cunt.

Back to back relegation form that.

Got to love that he missed of VJ day from his rant (the one day the Americans actually had a significant influence over) - Probably never heard of it.

Neither does he, but it gets the red hat wearing idiots drooling and shooting their guns in the air in the name of jesus or something.

No losers allowed at the victory celebrations tbf