Dazzler

Would someone be so kind as to share the discord link with me. I assume it’s all gifs and shit, but still

They are mackems. The only thing they love bucking more than blood relatives are trends.

Who has time to put stuff in the bin when wah takkin ewt the trash, marra.

Tak it good and proper

Fucking knew I should have voted for Ed Davey and his actual policies on social care reform all the while seeming like a half decent bloke and having a great time on water slides while this cunt was telling us nowt and arguing with Sunak.

Don't know what you're talking about. They just don't like married men with six kids who don't understand what a prick is:

He wants his form filling in. Says it right there in his original post. Hope this helps.

Botman because it's abroad. I'd be selling no cunt to any cunt in the premier league.

Yes.

Their massive cash boost is already committed on signing that French lad that spent most of the time injured since he joined on loan. Mackems at work are desperate to not come up because they are absolutely convinced they'll go back down having broken Derby's point record. On that basis - I wish them all the luck in the world in the playoff final

PardewedYP

Probably pulled a groin tripping over his massive clems tbh.

You get used to it tbf. It’s grim while they’re puppies. Bear in mind one of my dogs weighs 55kg and her shites are barbaric and pick them up without second thought now. I’m immediately on a whitey with the cats litter tray though.

FYP - Racist Stanley bastard.

I think smoking a shit tonne of weed, being a thick cunt who thinks he's a great thinker and surrounding himself with mongs who believe the stupidest conspiracies going is what happened to Rogan more than a potent hallucinogenic tbh. In short, he was a complete fucking divvy before DMT.

DMT is probably the only gear I'd consider trying these days (or that mushroom tea shit I can't spell that has the same impact as DMT). I'd fucking love to see the cosmic serpent tbh.

Caught shagging a local "gangster's" daughter Kevin Mbabu style?

Tbf I reckon you’d think a pure state of euphoria would be shit.

Half mag half seagull babies marra.

You're all forgetting that Sunderland is the global hub of moral excellence and progressive attitudes (if you treat brexit and the riots last year as very, very common outliers). It stands to reason that they be miffed by the two gender specific pronouned bog doors when all the doors in Sunderland are labelled either "they" or "them". Quite why they need doors for a hole at the back of their gardens is anyone's guess though.

We're all so wrapped up in Burley's cancer news that we've neglected to notice Wyki's very obvious stroke. CAN YOU SMELL TOAST?

Hopefully Nuno didn't take their fat cunt chairman coming down and berating him on the pitch the same way I would - otherwise he's out of work today and Chelsea steamroll Forest under their caretaker.