Dazzler

Underestimate him at your peril.

And one of those shots came after the scorer fouled his marker to get clear of him.

Blunt in attack except those two goals we scored.

That rat scouse cunt was desperate for us to lose it. I hope his fucking microphone malfunctions and blasts his lips off.

Carragher covered in jism and spit. foul on Thiaw in the build up.

I reckon he’ll have cross words with his tattoo artist in the future. At least whichever daft cunt told him it was a good idea to get a tattoo of himself on his arm.

Also a spurs defender is allowed to put his arm across Elanga and drag him back. He’s the divvy’s divvy that cunt.

Just give your lass a baby wipe to clean herself up and it’ll be sound.

His one banker - his distribution - has been off it too. Elanga might get on early I think.

Woltemade never wins blatant fouls.

What is he even fucking moaning about?

She’s trying to catch Big Nick’s big dick by wearing his clobber.

This assumes his partner was of legal age.

I was referring to myself pissing my pants tbf - that's why it came after 2-0, them

Is the department of war a thing in its own right or a rebranded department of defence? If it's the latter it's an odd choice for a president and his cronies to make considering they are the only peaceful administration ever.

Solution: Don't break your back in preseason.

Let's be honest though. We rotated heavily against a strong Spurs team in the cup and fucking bucked the life out of them. 2-0, them.

He'd be mad to tbh. A reckless challenge at Anfield to try and strategically rest up for the derby could well be a straight red with the bent sideways officiating of Liverpool games.

He must have dug himself a canny deep hole after fruitlessly screaming at Aubameyang. Howe's withholding his ladder privileges until he says he's sorry.

I couldn't care less about any of it tbh

Feel free to delete any and all of mine too. Must admit I got a bit carried away with the AI images over time. It'll be sad to see the iterations of Steve Bruce dressed culturally inappropriately managing various national sides but so be it.

I asked ChatGPT for a summary of this post and it sent me this gif Does anybody speak AI to decipher it for me?

It’s usually a rape though.