Dazzler

I’ve tried the Man City and Brighton games for the family section with the bairn. I’ll try my luck with general tickets next time since the family section is a total bust.

At least 74 I think, born in 1950 would have made him 18 in 68. Either way, he's definitely too old to be brown nosing mackems on a message board.

The scouse divvy went for a pint in Arthurs Hill in a bar that spent more time being rebuilt after it was burned down than it ever did as an operating bar and was shocked and appalled that a bar in the heart of a run down council estate was not exactly the friendliest place for a scouse cunt in an Everton top on a match day. Roker on the other hand...... My limited knowledge of Roker is that it's a private estate, and largely beach front - i.e. poundland Whitley - which makes it worlds apart from Arthurs Hill, the mad scouse cunt.

That poor bin has no idea they're about to be treated to the shocker, do they? The monster just goading him behind his back.

Aye I read the headline and my first thought was "well, yeah obviously."

"Tha only reyson wa went up the tewn was coz tha bus back to sunlin was later than getting the bus in sunlin back to sunlin, marra so ya could get more domestic violence fewl into yeh. The fact that the bus from barcode land to sunlin took 45 minutes longer stands up to any screwtiney and aah won't have anyone saying it renders my whole argument redundant. Aah'll the bus ride did was give ez plenty more time to think about the fact wor Shelley was knocking off me brother whilst aah was in tewn. Aah meyn aah should av known - eez dad to both of weh, marra."

I'd walk in the room and immediately apologise for wasting her time before rushing to find a toilet to clean the jizz off the inside of me drawers before it dries.

Decked out in mag paraphernalia too...mag behaviour, marra.

This is fake news because something about Rayner's council house.

Reacher is decent, Invincible is absolutely class. Jack Ryan, The Man in the High Castle - both watchable. Fallout was mint. There are probably others as well like. Plus prime has a bunch of the champions league games this season, and presumably will still be showing the Prem games over Christmas like in past years.

I think there may be a general feeling of "he's fucking staged this one, hasn't he lads?" because it seems to have fallen off a cliff edge. The power of diminishing returns, at some point someone trying to shoot Trump becomes the norm and no-one gives a shit anymore. I just wish it wasn't half blind simpletons attempting it.

Prime had such a decent run of shows that ranged from watchable to excellent - sadly, it appears the run is finally over. "You won, Australia. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Australia. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Australia, take your money and get off my property."

"Clearly in a different league to us albeit lower" They do know how the footballing pyramid works, don't they? Also they don't get to pass judgement on horse assaults anymore. That ship sailed very recently.

Put them in water and see who floats! Fuck me, do I have to think of everything?

….a witch and must be burned.

Took me a while but the penny finally dropped.

Can I at least take the ankle bracelet off? It's itchy - I reckon @Nefilim got crabs on it.

Definitely wasn't me. I came over during the great migration of Ed's blog where the welcome party scared off the rest of my fellow bloggers. Still waiting for that thread to be moved to gold tbh. There was a poll and it wasn't honoured - which is probably the worst thing committed in that thread, despite what the general reaction to the warm welcome suggests.

Dion Dublin did that tbf. Sawed him in half and then stuck the loaf on him. Happy times.

That's unfair. Lennon has a very kickable face.

El-po-Lee-so-a for anyone wondering how that would sound.

Also Preston beat Fulham 16-15 on pens. Fuck me there were some pacemakers being tested during that match.