Dazzler

AFC Wimbledon doing their bit to ensure we’ll never see a penny in transfer fees for Miggy by slowly and brutishly removing his legs.

Fucking get BDB at left back now!

These league two cunts love to try and end the careers of our goalies. Krafu will be praying his ACLs remain intact.

Sky Sports + skips the awful studio shit and lingers on the stadium like the foreign streams? It’s already better.

Brown envelopes, marra.

That reaction from the crowd was fucking pitiful. Sounded like someone did something boring on the PGA tour

Seriously need Bruno or Tonali on from second half kick off.

Aye but one is my granda and the other I’m certain is just a piece of paper with PSR fiddle written on it in crayon.

Why’s pope not on the bench? Is he getting his front teeth filed down?

I take it back. I’ve jinxed him here and feel guilty.

I blame Dubravka tbh. I’ve decided to give miggy and longstaff the night off.

Similar to Isak. We’re just not playing to include him. All of our balls are played wide and he isn’t as experienced to know to drop deep or slip wider to get involved.

It would be great if we could bring on someone with some passing skills in the second half tbh. Schar can’t do it all.

Schar whenever their no 9 gets near him.

Longstaff falling over close to the box. Trademark.

Which is an improvement on over the bar or hitting a corner flag.

Lloyd Kelly needs to stop the champagne passes. He’s no Schar. Also can someone have a word with Lobby, because I don’t think he’s sussed he’s left footed yet.

Miggy waiting until he faces league two opposition to break out the right foot.

Cracking step up for him though, he’s step up even higher than Iron Mike.

Has Lukey been shoplifting again?

“We recognised revenue for a thing that hadn’t happened yet” Pretty sure this goes against IFRS like.

The fact that it’s not that far off something Truss would actually say is what really caught everyone out

I'd swap out Bruno for Tonali and Gordon for Barnes - let Gordon rest up from Saturday and give Tonali and Willock needed minutes. I wouldn't be too surprised to see Ruddy in goal either.