Dazzler

The way some of you can’t accept a blonde scouser is 10x better than a player who hasn’t played for us in 18 months. Goddamn your feelings have been hurt. #rentfree

Okay thank you too ya needy cunt.

Thank you for your service in keeping my run going.

Work? I was 10 and had just had the cunt’s name printed on my shirt. I couldn’t wear the shirt again as a result and my mam was livid. Fucking work.

New manager bounce for them? Probably. 2-0 us.

Lovely ball by hall with the outside of his boot. Shame we don’t have a striker to attack it.

Bruno with a Longstaff impression in the box.

Has Miley gone to a no 10?

What formation are we playing now? Four centre mids, two wingers and no strikers.

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Certainly plays like him so far. Step over, make the wrong choice, fall down.

It would but that’s not the kid’s name

This can just be thrown on the pile of other reasons I dislike the baldy cunt.

Sanusi on. Is it his competitive debut?

Miggy man

Bout fuckin time.

Longstaff shooting inside the area? Wonder when the nukes are launching to bring about the end.

That isn’t difficult like, Trippier has been fucking terrible.

Scared. He’s a black lad in Turkey - who have never had a problem with racism. Unless of course they see a black lad in Turkey.

He’s not though. You must have missed it but he told a hilarious story about how he forgot his gilet.

Shite pen that to go with all those shit goals and assists and against all those other shit teams.

Because people are pretentious bellends and body warmer doesn’t sound fancy enough.

He still offers something in the final third, Miggy offers shagging attacking opportunities up the arse without consent.

Barnes off Miggy survives is insanity.

I’m so glad I got to be part of that stupendous patter about gilets.