Dazzler

They tried a few things but they all turned out the be red Herons

RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this

Similar playing style to isak I’ve heard and has great potential (that’s genuine feedback too) not bad for a kid that’s going to be getting plenty of game time with isak and Wilson both fancying someone in the physio room

He’s 20 we signed isak off the back of an atrocious season and he’s done a passable job covering for this lad.

That was supposed to be his ending though so as far I'm concerned he can boil his fat head in the grease he sweats out his straining pores the big tramp. Is house of the dragon at least good? I watched series one and it was OK, but I've not bothered with the new series.

It's the 0.6 boobs that did it for me. Too Cronenburg's Crash.

Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in like hey presto

Aldi the lot of yiz in if you divvint pack the puns in.

"Am I a fucking joke to you?"

FYP

All McClaren will do is get the squad to say things like that so he can really nail the accent. I can't wait until he braids that little hair island.

Beycause he's not a mag, or the fat, Spanish wayateh marra

Imagine it was just Howe being petty like a wife knocking back all suggestions for dinner because you haven't done the dishes when you said you would. PM: "What about Mbappe for RW, we can make it work - the commercial deals he brings pays his wages and sign on bonus, and he's free." EH: "No, it's fine." PM: "Come on Eddie, don't be like that." EH: "You never listen to me." PM: "I do, but we desperately need improvements at RW and a long term replacement for Schar." EH: "What about in goal?" PM: "We already have five goalies on the books." EH: "WHATEVER! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET WHATEVER YOU WANT THEN?! I DON'T EVEN CARE!"

"Wah good? mi incredibly proud tuh sit before yuh as di new head coach of Jamaica. Obviously, mi ave had sum ups an downs inna mi carea mi did great at Middlesborough, rubbish at England. Excellent at Twente but den relegated Newcastle. Mi helped tun Man Utd inna a basket case inna di laas two seasons. Now mi deh yah fi get Jamaica tuh di promise land of coming close tuh qualifying fi di world cup. Cum wi guh reggae boyz"

Steve McClaren got the gig so this impression is definitely getting a roll out at the presser.

It’s hard to type a tweet or speak to the press while he massaging trumps chod.

This one seems more like it

That’s the sound of an elderly gentleman with all his faculties and I won’t hear another word on it.

And yet you’d cleave your cock in twain just to shag both her holes at once.

No bullet points. 3/10 must try harder.

Gambling on going far in the CL and maintaining their league position. They've also made over £100m in sales so far and basically spent it on replacements.

"Well yuh kno good sah It smells a likkle like ganja inna here isn't dat strange? mi looking fi a likkle cafe dat does a full fry up an a mix kebab wid chilli sauce All mi seen suh far is jerk restaurants an mi nuh inna any of dat foreign muck Ideally mi wa wah Cadburys chocolate finga sandwich pan Warburtons toastie wid lashings of lurpack an a side of roast beef monsta munch Any ideas pan weh mi cya find a scran van dat wud provide mi wid good haad working old fashioned English food?" Day one he walks into a restaurant, grey corn rows and comes out with this shit.

Can this be bullet pointed for the ADHD lot amongst us who don't have......ooh a penny.

I prefer milk steak