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I think it'll be a quicker transition for Madueke as he's coming from Pochball which isn't too dissimilar to Howeball. Gordon was coming off the back of being chased down the street with bricks by his own relatives.

Aye I don't think many will be as keen to see Vance's star spangled tits.

He's not an academy player, they spent £30m on him from PSV. I personally think he'd be a shrewd signing (assuming he's not costing the earth). Half the time I've seen Chelsea play he's the only one putting in a shift. But as Wyki has confirmed football insider is a shite source, and this is 99.999999% bullshit.

Stitched his ring closed before he left for his appointment to make sure the doctor was unable to see how much he enjoys a bit of bum play.

I'll take the chaos of train suicides and raise you. A lass I used to work with was coming up the A1 after visiting her wife's family. She was doing 70 and someone ran out of the bushes and threw themselves under her car. She was off work for months because of it, and I am not sure she's ever fully recovered. That one not only causes chaos but it puts the people in the car, as well as everyone else in immediate and life threatening danger. I know people in that state of mind are not thinking clearly, but I struggled to feel sorry for that person because of it. I wouldn't feel sorry for someone who shoots themselves in the head immediately after shooting 20 nursery kids, and it's largely the same for me.

Even if he turns up and curbs his racism and misogyny he'd still be expected to debate one of the best criminal prosecutors in the country*. It's almost a mark of respect in many ways that he's afraid of her, as she'll be coming to any debate with receipts and his general scaremongering/racist rhetoric just won't wash. *at least at one point in time I suspect she was, given her shift up the ladder in her profession.

Rammstein is a CMM: Closet Mag Marra.

Surely pulling out of a debate goes against him though? The people who'd support it would be voting for him if he shot them in the stomach and raped the bullet hole so it doesn't really move the needle. But any swing voters seeing that who were still on the fence will surely start to slide over to the democrats now.

And for the coppers to have a divine right to choke and shoot unarmed black people. It's in their constitution (probably)

Also claiming we've agreed terms with Madueke.

Football Insider claiming Miggy is away. Are they the same ones who claimed KDB was away only for Pep to rubbish it? Just trying to understand the amount of salt I need to pinch.

When does it start? Is it yesterday?

I recommend Brickleberry on Disney Plus as well - It got cancelled and turned into Paradise PD on Netflix but Brickleberry is far, far superior. If the youngin likes adult cartoons he'll probably love it as it's fucking stupid and vulgar in the best ways

It's on Disney Plus, that's where I watch it - I tend to cycle through that, Archer and It's Always Sunny in perpetual cycles. I'm back on Archer at the minute - another absolute belter of a show.

Matt Berry, Kayvan Novak (Fone/facejacker), and the other lass. Lee Charnley is class in it as well.

Can I just clarify how a person reads an audio book? Surely, they belong in "what are you listening to?"

Taika Waititi stuff always gets a chance with me because of what we do in the shadows (even though it's been eclipsed by the TV series). Also, I have an unhealthy respect of anything that's been inside Rita Ora. I reckon I like her index fingers more than some of my relatives.

Then who the fuck is last Thursday?

Look what you have fucking caused @wykikitoon

Thursday precedes Wednesday if you go back far enough. Are we absolutely certain Tonali did this yesterday when the team played yesterday?

BLM playing right into republican hands by making it all about them FFS. This isn't about democracy, it's about the movement thinking it's so important it deserves to be consulted on political matters IMO.

It's an impression of Baron Trump's conception. However, he's missed out the part where Melania cried, said she couldn't breathe, asked if it was in yet, and finally begged for help. Don Jr just sat in the corner, chopper in hand - Ivanka sat at the side of the bed telling her it's best just to let it happen, it'll be over in less than a minute. The terrifying thing is that all of that disturbing bullshit I just wrote is completely plausible IMO.