Dazzler

Fucking hell. Half an hour later

Can’t tell if the joke has gone over your head or if you are continuing the joke and it’s going over my head

When?

This fella reckons we'll have both Elanga and MGW. I can't see us getting both tbh.

We finally got the kinder, gentler politics Corbyn wanted. All it took was for him to be woefully shit and leave taking his rabid hordes of cultish followers with him.

I still test then I hold it up as I hockle on passers by. I miss the glory days of mass panic in 2020. Just bought a trolley full of bog rolls and got a semi.

He sounds like a street in Fulham.

BDBs new barnet needs a VAR check. Absolute sex offender style.

I will never understand how someone so successful can still be such a pathetic, snivelling loser. He's the type of fucking nerd that gets angry and punches himself in the head repeatedly while squealing. Take away his wealth and he shoots a school up. Plus his daughter would kick the fucking shit out of him.

I’d go, personally. Would you still go if it was a cold? If the answer is yes then I’d treat it the same. 90% of the people you’d kill off voted reform anyway so fuck them. I’ve had what I presume was Covid in the last week which has now devolved into what I think is a chest infection. I was fine with the maybe Rona but way worse now. I’m writing this from the office because fuck these people and their underlying health problems - get on your holidays.

The fact he said this 4 years ago, and has only gotten cuntier since should help swinging voters back to the dems. Also, anyone with sense would know by 'socialist president' he really means 'another black president' Harris is going to destroy him in debates just by staying calm and not biting to his misogyny and racism. The more she doesn't bite the more it'll trigger him - this may be the first time a president has dropped a hard N during a debate since George Washington tbh.

How looks happy enough on that picture like. The press are determined to make a bigger issue out of Howe's words.

Against who though? That looked like Sunday league defending at best. Poor Miggy and Murphy are going to be getting Gordon level abuse for the whole of next season off the back of this one goal against what look like bin men.

This mackem must be a rare realist, he seemingly knows Clarke will do fuck all to achieve a transfer to a better club if Ipswich do come straight back down.

She has as many skeletons in her closet as trump (or at least bill does) no way she could afford to go for him to the degree she was able to without getting a lot of dirty laundry aired. He knew it too, with his smug bullshit throughout. He doesn’t seem quite so cocky this time, at least so far.

He said something to the effect of since Biden has dropped out the debate should be on fox because he thinks abc is biased or some shit. He hasn’t explicitly said he won’t debate her but would also not be surprised.

He was perfect when up against Biden as a fuck you to the democrats. But now Biden is gone he's looking like a terrible VP. The man has zero integrity - he was a never Trumper a few years back and even referred to the bloke as Hitler to his pals in the party. Suddenly, there's a chance at becoming VP under Trump (which let's be honest, means doing all of the presidential work - which would be cracking experience for someone with ambitions of getting there), and he abandons all beliefs. The bloke is the poster boy for project 2025 (something even Trump is trying to distance himself from), which will bring about (or try to) a theocratic regime similar to handsmaid tale. It's fucking bananas, but all they need is Harris to do her job and keep pointing it out and hopefully it will be enough.

Ten Hag signed his contract before we settled with Man Utd didn’t he? So yet another foot in mouth moment possibly?

It would result in an immediate cease fire and long lasting, genuine peace in the Middle East. I think starmer should recommend it tbh

And the crowd went mild. It goes to something when even maga twats are sat questioning whether playing the race card is a smart play.

I think literally anyone from their side would do the job. Trump has picked glad handed yes men who have zero integrity. I don’t even know American politics that well and I reckon I’d wipe the floor with them in a debate. That one geordie tramp off Jeremy Kyle would do them all and he was a fucking drug addled bed wetter. ”Fuckin’ state o’ yi man, yi look like a raccoon” Trump: erm, no I don’t. That’s ridiculous. Tramp: Aaaaaaaah well aye man, show iz ya daughter’s minge, yiv definitely got pickshas on ya phone.

The Lincoln project advert for Kamala Harris has just popped up on tik tok there and it goes fucking hard at Trump. Kamala has faced men like Trump before: rapists, con men, frauds criminals. She’s used to men like Trump, used to putting them in their place.

Given his history of defending aggressors I think he would have been in the middle of a hamas / Netanyahu human centipede.