Dazzler

The bullet hit his ear drum and the fanny pad ensures his yuge, bigly brain doesn't slip out the tiny wound.

Won’t speak to the widow because it interferes with his golf game but will kiss a dead bloke’s helmet.

If Edwards says it, then you know it’s wrong.

That sounds about right. Insane that the grifting cunt had managed to blag a 40 year career out of making shit up and claiming it as fact. He’s probably more successful now because people are even thicker.

It’s the thing I first heard of during the 2016 election and the whole pizzagate conspiracy. Fairly certain it was some kid on a wind up on 4chan and 8 years later there are block head flat earthers pushing it as if it’s fact

This is a smart move tbh. Trump’s supporters are so fucking stupid they’d see something like this and demand answers. Vance would have to deny it, maybe even tell them that adrenochrome is not even a fucking thing and was made up on 4chan by edgelords. Which would obviously go down swimmingly with the QAnon supporter base. More mental stuff only Americans would believe like this please.

I’m glad the update worked on getting rid of the bots. I definitely didn’t have to scroll for 45 minutes to get to this thread

Same energy

Not for me unless it has a big fuck off stone island badge on the back. I don’t need people assuming how hard I am whenever I’m in town.

Beef or linen?

The biggest city in the region? It’s the only place mentioned that isn’t a fucking city the daft spanner. Except Pittington.

I mean Harris would, at least, change the dynamic. He will absolutely say something quasi-racist and it could lose him votes from black Americans. He definitely loses black women immediately.

He’d ring the wrong number, and in the middle of the afternoon.

“Heya marra, yi better tell that pialet up front to dish out the pink slices or we’re ganna start thinking he’s a secret mag marra. Tell him to showa us iz seyson ticket stubs.”

Is that not just what we tell ourselves to explain why they have their willies out at an airport?

Pomp✅ Ceremony ✅

An allowable explanation. You are forgiven.

I heard he was both black and gay until the Chelsea fans got a hold of him and clockwork oranged him.

They carried on being "kewl", surely?

He looks like he invented a Time Machine to go back in time to molest himself.

Someone already tried that and the bloke reacted with a smirk and adjusted his cuff links. Much fucking cooler than Trump hitting the deck and losing his shoes.

I thought not putting club allegiances aside during international tournaments was mag behaviour?

Jays remains?