Dazzler

The BBC is showing spurs struggling to get through against Tamworth.

The stick he gets is for that pen claim he looked for because he was too scared to shoot tbf. It’s that sort of shit I can’t stand about him.

Targett is growing into this. I forgot he was half decent at crossing

The MLS

I think Barnes has been shite until the cross that almost led to Osula losing a limb

We need Tonali or Bruno on at half time. This midfield isn’t clicking.

It’s been spot on for me but it’s clearly a second behind because both goals have been spoiled by the sky sports score app

Almiron with a unicorn cross. With his right foot, but still shite.

The ball from Miley was sublime too. Shame their defender got back quick enough to snuff it out.

Built like a truck with a porcelain doll’s face. Never doubted him.

Miggy shaving off whatever’s left of the fee we could have charged Charlotte FC.

Raging. It’s not ending like this. I’m not going down like this. Miley was shite there btw

“Put a shit tattoo on this, yi daft cunt”

Fuck sake the greedy bastard

Dubravka looked canny buzzing to still be here on that clip of him arriving.

So we go live the same time as the dodgy streams do to save both sets of supporters watching the indignity of having to listen to them drivel on about Man Utd vs Arsenal instead of our game.

Good. I love fireworks.

"Trump granted unconditional discharge" Can't tell if he's escaped jail time or denied antibiotics.

What are your thoughts now?

From NUFC.com. I forgot this cunt was the one who took the pen I thought he'd been locked up the year before

Except they didn't in the game Rafa managed us, it was a draw and they were shite, and only beat us at their place because Colo broke his back in the first half and they got a load of dodgy decisions despite us battering them - A McClaren side too - battered them, it was the only game we looked decent under the cunt and still lost 3-0 Moyes always seems to get shit from the teams he manages because the football is dreadful, but he objectively has a better CV than Fat Sam. It was also back to back shaftings he got in roles after Ferguson left him with a squad with an average age of 80 at 'united'. Edit: that was the game Colo got a dodgy red card that was immediately overturned after the game.

At least with Trump and Musk as the frontmen of the end times we'll get a few good laughs at the absolute insane shit they (and the dribbling hoard of doylems that like them) spout as the world burns around us. It's going to happen anyway, we may as well have a laugh about it IMO.

Let us all spare a moment to mourn the end of an important footballing friendship that has remained strong within the shadows of their respective much larger rivals for quite some time - following the news that Moyes is likely returning to Everton. I'll never forget the good times they had crying about how shit Newcastle were/are. RIP

As if he's going to be living in Sunderland

The most in form striker in the league, and possibly in Europe (which by extension means the world if we're honest), 25 years old so another 8-10 years of top level footy ahead of him, can cover the wings and still score. Mbappe got 125m euro signing on fee (which I presume was the fee Madrid were willing to spend on the transfer near enough) and is in similar form to Isak and is a year older. I don't think £150m is unrealistic to be honest.