Dazzler

He's away to the channel to sink some dinghies to cheer himself up.

Pep's Barca were an absolute chore to watch iyam. They'd beat a team 4-0 and make it boring. His Bayern team were a great watch though once he cracked the German press, and Man City under him hover between great, high pressing footy and mind numbing barca style shit.

Biden will have already forgotten about it though. Trump standing up with his ear hanging off screaming fight to a bunch of red necks is a show of power - he doesn't need to say anything else and he's getting in by default.. unless Biden steps down. Get Harris up there and watch Trump squirm, at least make him work for it before he destroys the western world by handing the keys over to the east.

Two Euro finals on the bounce he's dropped his arse. He almost got lucky at the last one by forcing it to pens despite being the poorer side. Last night we got what we deserved. We gave France a game at the last world cup and may have won it had Kane not ballooned that pen over the south stand. That's the only impressive performance against a top side in Southgate's tenure - even Germany were ranked 12th when we beat them at the last Euros (and we played shite against them).

Palmer looks like he’s going to chaw the refs metal dusties.

Canny wham earrings on the kid.

Has Saka cried down his back yet?

Why is your cock plastic?

FYP

“I quit, so I do.”

That’ll go nicely with his CTE. Maybe that will mean the end of his commentating career, he’s fucking atrocious at it.

Class from Saka, brilliant touch from Bellingham back to palmer and cracking finish.

I’m feeling the sectarian hatred already. I’ve just grown a balaclava.

When you put it like that it’s been a canny shit euros all together.

“Harry Kane has done it 66 times, nobody has done it more” 90% of his goals have been against shit teams, and bar the odd pen against good teams he’s always been a let down in the big matches.

He’s done fewer steps than my dearly departed nanna.

Cucurella is he a footballer because teams have a minimum amount of hair quota?

Because he’s absolutely world class man, judging him in a Southgate team is not giving him credit. Foden is also dog shit by the same logic.

This is more in line with expectations pre match.

Pope saves that btw

I wonder how that will be spun to be Foden’s fault.

If ever you get a random whiff you can’t place and it follows you around. It doesn’t matter where you are or the time of day, there is a 99% chance it’s shit dick.

Gotta be luckier than hitler kitty tbf

He has a medical condition that causes him to shit out of his piss hole so could shit standing up fairly accurately, if he wanted to. His cock stinks though.