Dazzler

I’m just sticking around waiting for you all to beg me to take the reins for the second leg of the league cup semi final tbh.

Farage-vibes.

3-0 us. Tino, Hall and Dubravka from a goal kick.

Couldn’t have ended my run with a battling 1-0 loss, nah? Howe oot now.

Fucking hell it gets worse and worse

Well, best of luck to the poor sap taking over from me.

Selfish striker attitude when he’s not had a real chance all game.

Fucking tino stood unmarked and Gordon goes with a spoon over on his weaker foot. Fucking shite this.

Isak and Gordon should really just walk away from this

Can’t even take advantage of two of their players falling on their arse man.

It was warm in the living room so I got my tits out for the lads. I’m sat sweating in a t shirt now. They don’t deserve my tits.

My run appears to be ending with a whimper. Hembarrassing.

Another one that should have been booked for constantly whinging to the 4th official despite his team getting every decision.

I stopped at distributor and I’m still laughing about it now.

There will be a good few pensioners getting fucked tonight when their dirty old husbands see this.

Where there's a willy there's a way.

I love the fact that the reason they can't find work is because they were conservatives and not (at least in Gullis' case) because they were utterly woeful at their chosen careers before politics. Turns out Charles Walker was in marketing beforehand so he probably thinks it's too "woke" an industry now and that's why he can't get work because he's a white man, and we should all acknowledge his victimhood. The other cunt should be used to the dole queue:

"Here at CT Mugs, warehouse and emporium we make mugs for all occasions. Dead relative? See our range of mugs with crying emojis, RIP gravestones and other hilarious...things....Got an anniversary coming up? Why not treat her to this beautiful, 'I have two mugs - this one, and the one I married' mug. Releasing soon, for our most talented of black lad customers comes this chalice - we don't use the term 'pimp cup' here, because we're definitely not racist despite what that one etsy review said about me."

tbf I haven't read any version of it, the entire royal family could die in a fiery plane crash and I'd celebrate the extra bank holiday. If it landed on Harry's house on the way down I'd not be fucked.

Still let king charlie's only real son slap him about despite being physically capable of yarking his jaw clean off. He got chinned by a helicopter pilot with a horse shoe haircut. No coming back from that IMO. He had to move abroad rather than face the inquest from the lads in his local.

He's the closest to normal, he's just a soft cunt who gets bullied by his missus. Wonder if she shits on his head too like that fella in that one documentary.

Then he should stick around and my current run with the match threads may well deliver* *It definitely won't.