Dazzler

The lad behind Noel looks like a Down’s syndrome Tommy Robinson

Aye, he’s mint isn’t he.

Because it saves everyone from having to admit that a player as limited as Rice is not worth £100m, and never will be.

That was the tactic with dropping Trips. Get jugs to rub his chest up the back of the 16 year old winger and get him confused, disgusted and off the pitch for a tug every two minutes.

The Spanish team has a disproportionate amount of meffs in it.

He’s done a couple of key dribbles deep in our half. Just waiting for Morata to slip in them.

Kane gets booked for a dodgy tackle in a position he has no business being in on an England attack. Just old yeller the big tongued mong already.

Tries too hard, continues to try too hard.

“He must be a good man if someone hates him so much they are willing to shoot him from a roof top because of all the awful stuff he’s done. He’s got my vote. Yee haw.”

Bellingham ✅ Shorts ✅ Stones ❌

It won’t be long. Two assassination attempts on him over the years and cholesterol will be what gets him in a year or so.

It’s also not the first time Trump’s went down and came up covered in blood. Ask Ivanka.

Looked staged to me. I would have thought an AR15 would sound scarier than that.

Not even the good Amalfitano, his chin dribbling brother instead

That cat looks like he has awful thoughts about ruling Germany in the 30s

Gouffran cost about £500k

Great. As if I don’t have enough nightmare material already. Cheers.

What I see:

I grew up in Peru. Nobby trafficked me. I don’t like to talk about it.

My mam uses voles to catch capybaras

What would be going through the minds of the Hunts if they were to read this, you fucking animal? Don't say fucking crossbow bolts!

These are all shit. I am going to have to keep my ion the lot of you.

"Get that down you. Glens - £3 from the premier round the corner"