Dazzler

At least we'll have Trafford who's feet function perfectly well, but he has no hands.

This interaction man "allmagsaretossas" - not only has a mag mate, but takes what is clearly a wind up as gospel from a mate who, judging by his own moniker, he thinks is a tossa. Brilliant.

It's nice when he says our two players up top would walk into their team. Murphy must love hearing things like that - not sure which of Isak or Gordon he's leaving out though tbh.

I fucking refuse to believe the fella on the right isn't playing a character here

Schar for Botman and Bruno in position 10 and the rest is bang on IMO. No way do I think Eddie risks starting Botman in three matches within 7/8 days after a year out. Plus it's fucking Bromley

Just saw a quote attributed to him along the lines “of they managed to score 2 deflected goals and they won the game this way” Trademark classless cunt.

The fact they spent £100m on Rice still boggles my mind. Genuinely don’t see what the big deal is with him. He’s a marginally better version of Longstaff

Hitch is a mag in disguise because Mackem DJ has absolutely nailed why we won this.

If this is the match that ends this run I’ll be fucking fuming. 2-0 us

Thierry Henry

Aye, he’s got sand on his old one it appears.

Mackem cunt alert.

Can’t believe we’ve just gone 1 up at old Trafford. Stuff of dreams lads.

Fucking got the square boots on tonight it seems

Fucking hell didn’t realise we went that long without a goal tbh

Everyone except Eddie and Mad Dog. They caught on to them sharpish. That said they’ll probably fucking batter us at home like they did last season

Beardsley in a 3-1 loss to Wimbledon on 28th Feb 1987.

He’s also targeting all the worst trump lick arses at the minute, which is a bold strategy for a bloke who’s based his latest personality on being a maga idiot. First the staunch anti-immigration lot and now Farage. Next week he’ll call RFK jr a brain worm mong before calling that Taylor Green wifey a slag.

Musk has officially turned on Farage. This will be an interesting one. Most of the fuckers that were happy with Musk’s interference with British politics might suddenly change their minds.

Suppose his fee might free up funds for his long term replacement.

The form he’s in I’d probably prefer to keep him and let him leave on a free in the summer.

I suppose not everyone can pull off Gucci headbands against part time sparkies and goat herders

If a pizza is on the blower then you need to lay off the cowies