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Tony Slattery. Deed at 65 from a heart attack.

He'll get trusted in one or the other if we're playing 3 games a week.

Some great #content here. Fuck me. A 5 minute video and 4 of them are him reporting in from airports to say "hey guys. We're still a long way from THE TOON" The two of them walking towards one another with their phones held up recording. Got to get that content BABY.

I agree. If we get CL, he'll be invaluable next season.

BTW I've worked out how to specify the time the video starts WHILST ON MOBILE, so expect more great pinpoint content like this from me.

I think it was alright tbf. Howe clearly doesn't mind him from his reaction. Contrast that with (I think) Louise Taylor asking if we expected to be on the list of charged clubs today, and Howe just laughing at her.

I fully accept that that's how this is going to go.

We should take it as a positive that we aren't pulling Todd Boehly shit. It demonstrates that they're prepared to be patient and stick it out for the long term.

However, the treble remains in our sights this season.

Outside of a freak season, we need to strengthen massively across the squad, not just the first team. Having said that, if Man City cease to turn up with the cheat codes every year, that definitely changes things in terms of bringing a potential title challenge closer. The other teams challenging are all challengeable by us, if they drop off even slightly. If we get CL next year though, we'll see all over again how far short we are squad wise to compete across 4 competitions.

He's a cheeky cunt, Edwards.

I haven't corrected anything, you dirty rapist.

Lads I've already broken that news, please keep up.

Actually it looks like we've signed him for the summer.

https://g.co/kgs/uWGacwZ Howe was asked about this lad in the press conference. Apparently he met the player, his family, and his representatives at the weekend. Said he seems a really good lad. Sounds like we're in for him, alongside a host of other clubs.

It's a massive risk to take, to do stuff that you know is probably against the rules, and hope it works out for you. Besides that, the only option available to us is selling off existing players for an inflated value. We don't have many of those either. In future, we'll use academy players for this purpose.

On the plus side, there can't be many assets left for them to do that with. It's still disgusting that they spent £0.75bn in a season and washed it all way by selling assets to its own parent company. Fuck all will happen with the sale of the women's team. If selling hotels is fine to offset against PSR losses, they'll piss the women's team side of it.

The Jackal's wife was something else btw.

Absolutely mental that selling hotels is fine for PSR. But aye, no PSR charges and there'll be no big signings on deadline day either. They've absolutely fucked the whole thing. The thing most likely to change the rules now is if Man United can't easily buy their way out of their current predicament.

I mean they were singing songs about Amad Diallo's knob 6 months ago, as if they thought they'd signed him straight from the jungle, the backward cunts.

Nice one ta. I've got a fermenting jar that I used for the sauerkraut, so will lob it all in there.

I wonder if he was bought with the expectation of Europe in mind. With a Europa League campaign to deal with this season, he'd have had a canny few starts you would think.

Have you got a recipe, spongebob? I'd give this a go. Is there a set time you leave it for?

I will say though, it must be canny hard when you're not getting any starts, and the other lad in your position is so far ahead of you and a fan favourite. He always looked a decent player at Leicester, I thought.

Barnes is one player that looks like he's regressed since he got here. Hope did one of his post match videos after Sunday and reckoned there was a body language problem in the first half, and then he got pulled at HT. He'll not last long with Howe if there's any truth in that.