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Gemmill

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Everything posted by Gemmill

  1. "a poor man's Lee Cartermole" Mallard is a poor man's Jimmy Savile.
  2. Oh Man United and Liverpool, two clubs so badly done to by PSR. Get fucked Jordan Campbell.
  3. Just someone else getting tickets in the ballot ahead of tbd.
  4. Fuck me, I feel like Ask Jeeves. Disney Plus.
  5. Get fucked, that's exactly what I said. You will NOT question my racist upbringing.
  6. Four klansmen looking at the fella they just chucked down a well?
  7. We had one in our garden a month or so ago. I didn't have a clue what it was but the wife knew. Mad little thing.
  8. 4 Mexicans pissing into a hole?
  9. Are we all watching the new Alien TV show? It's pretty good stuff.
  10. We've finally all lived long enough to turn Toontastic racist.
  11. Whoever finds Renton collapsed in the street is gonna assume he's got sunstroke, and not just had his soul removed by CT. I just hope he collapsed in the shade.
  12. It's the garden design choice of someone who holidays in Dubai.
  13. Jobs that only exist on the south coast: life coach/author.
  14. Downie looks more ragged every time he puts a video out, and his opening speech about what a fucking nightmare this window has been gets more and more intense too.
  15. Downward facing Downie with some of that sweet sweet, never failed him yet, transfer confidence.
  16. One of the all time great Toontastic takedowns. Get this in the gold forum.
  17. I hope it isn't cos it sends completely the wrong message to the women. Having said that they're sitting pretty with a Director of Football too, so maybe it's time they got a setback.
  18. First 5 days in Kos were topping out at about 31, but the last 5 days included a 37 and a couple of 36s. 🥵 Just keep out of the sun between 12 and 4 is how I managed it.
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