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His information is usually accurate tbf. He was right about Isak going on strike.

Sounds good to me. First opportunity I had to do anything nasty, I've knocked some little space scientist out and got bollocked off his little space scientist mate. She's lucky there wasn't an option to rearrange her face.

Jeff Shit can get fucked as well.

Toonpack absolutely full of it.

Nah cos the pressure is off us cos we no longer really need him. They've got a player that's misbehaving, desperately wants to leave, and for whom they're getting a VERY fair offer. They can take £35m now or they can thrown the dice on him taking the piss all season and going for nowt next summer or close to nowt in January.

Watch him get VAGUE here.

Also potentially brings the price for Wissa down if we do decide we want him too. £35-40m for him would be fine.

I'll be made up if we sign him tbh. Scored goals last season, scored a couple of decent ones just the other night, has behaved impeccably throughout us trying to buy him, and it makes a lot of the noise this summer fuck off for 5 minutes.

Was just coming on to say that it's all gone very quiet on the striker front. Be some relief to get this one done.

It is, but these blokes don't think like us. He'd look at that and think he can fix it. I would look at it and think fuck that noise, things are easier for me here.

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

I could see them moving for Howe too. I'd like to think that he wouldn't fancy the headache, but you never know.

I suppose he just recognises Onana is shit but is trying. The rest aren't. He brought Mason Mount on at left wing back though, so maybe there's some mitigation.

TRAAAAAAA-OR TRAAAAANSF-ECTORRRR SECTORRRRR-TRANSFRRRRRRR

Am I happy that you achieved THE BARE MINIMUM?! Yes.

Amorim quotes which I missed last night. Wonder if he's about to resign during the international break. He clearly thinks he's lost the dressing room.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6569506/2025/08/22/nuno-edu-row-nottingham-forest/ Sounds like a bit of a mess at Forest, with Nuno and Edu having a bust up in their very first meeting. Shades of Howe and Mitchell, but Marinakis appears more wedded to Edu than Nuno. Wouldn't be the first time a club has mistakenly sacked Nuno, if that's what happens.

I think that sentence is the one and only time that that claim has been made in this transfer window. It doesn't even fit into the piece.

I had high hopes for Andreas Andersson but he was fucking crap and a massive fanny to boot.

Well swerved in that case.

What is the point in Sky having Phil Jones on if he's gonna refuse to criticise any individuals or get into any sort of discussion about the manager and his system because he used to play for the club?

What a fraud Amorim is. Eddie Howe would have that squad finishing top 4.