Gemmill

Ah.

Bailed out by fucking shovelhead again. I mean get to the next round if you like lads, but I've seen enough. You lot are still SHITE and your manager is fucking hopeless.

Ugh hasn't even happened on my telly yet. Gutted.

"Christie Pym" .

The energy Amorim gives off on the touchline. He's constantly pacing about like a bloke in a maternity ward waiting room. He always looks like he's helpless and bricking it.

Is that not a yellow for Zirkzee walking 10 yards onto the pitch as a sub to tell the injured Grimsby player to get off the pitch?

Is it straight to penalties if they equalise? I can't be fucked with extra time.

Fuck.

Let's see if Phil Jones points out that in the PL, with VAR, that would be a goal.

That didn't look offside.

Cunha going in for a slide tackle exactly parallel to the Grimsby player's run. Just sliding along in the puddles as the Grimsby lad runs next to him with the ball.

They want to be firing long rangers in at Onana in this.

I used to like Brush Strokes. I keep meaning to go back and watch these shows from my youth. Loads of them are on the dodgy telly.

This rain needs to cool it or they'll call this off.

Amorim's trainers will be ruined.

The rain. It's like a waking nightmare.

There's a storm in the area and the lightning could become a safety concern according to Sky. Man United mobilising the authorities to get this one called off.

Swap deal for Grimsby's keeper.

Jones: listen, there's no doubt that in the Premier League with VAR, that's not a goal.

I didn't realise it was Phil Jones. I've only ever seen him pulling stupid faces.

I wonder what "the supremely confident man in white trainers" has up his sleeve. Maguire up top and lump it into the mixer again?

Who have they got in the studio for this one? Please let it be Keane.

Grimsby's keeper doesn't even look like a professional footballer and he's having a much better game than Onana.

The mackems will be proudly watching Amad.

The goals are here if you've not seen them: https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2025/aug/27/club-brugge-v-rangers-grimsby-v-manchester-united-and-more-champions-league-and-carabao-cup-live?page=with%3Ablock-68af5e468f08430b6de768e1#block-68af5e468f08430b6de768e1