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Hope suggesting it could be both, @Dr Gloom

Mentally ill it is.

950 followers though. He's more likely to be mentally ill than he is to be right.

I mean I'd be fucking delighted if he's right, and even more delighted at his delivery.

Started Mass Effect this morning. I'm only half an hour in though...

They'll sharp change their tune next season in the Championship.

https://stefanborson.substack.com/p/the-final-isact Read Borson, it's very detailed.

Andrew better start deleting old threads.

The PFA sharp make their gobs go if they think a player is bekng wronged tbf. But they say fuck all when it's the player acting themselves.

Agreement? Craig shuffles uncomfortably in his seat. Something doesn't feel right.

Bruno chatting and making nice with Isak while Osula quietly gets down on all fours directly behind him. One push, Isak hits the deck, and the boots coming flying in, all of them shouting "alreet wor kid" every time they land a blow. Good old fashioned Geordie Justice.

Jasper Carrot secret gig.

If you lot want to discuss transfers in the arguments thread, then I'm afraid that is on you.

Craig is so used to being in an argument, he can no longer tell the difference between arguing and not arguing.

What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him? Get off me, homes!

who've you got?

Debbie Does Made Up Paraphrasing.

Neither did you, you paisley mingebag!

Listen, I fucking hate the bloke. I want him to fuck off so I can start watching games hoping he injures himself, but I think we've set our stall out that he's staying and I don't see that changing this window.

There isn't because Mitchell left in June. Keep up, dipshit!

Get ready for some exploding fistbumps coming your way soon. You earned them, BUDDY!

Because he still thinks he can force his move if he tells us I'm not playing for the club ever again. The only way to know if he's right is by sticking to his guns until the bitter end. He thinks we'll blink first.

Exactly right. I don't know why we even tried to open discussions with him this week. He's already skipped two massive games and countless training sessions. Why would he back down with one game and a handful or training sessions left to miss? It would be idiotic for him to suddenly get back in line before the window closes. I think he stays.

That is not a situation that will unfold. We'll sign one of JSL or Wissa, probably JSL, and if Isak isn't around or won't reintegrate, we'll use Elanga and Gordon as backups, with Osula as a third option. We aren't going to compound a terrible set of circumstances by overpaying for TWO strikers when we can just overpay for one.