Gemmill

Aye it's the Lambton Worm getting laced by a minor character off He-Man.

Honestly, what is WRONG with them??

Aye was thinking the same. He hasn't had the chance to train much with his teammates, but he can run fast in a straight line quicker than Burn or Schar.

Hipgrave decked out in full sci-fi TV show gear.

Aye fair play to Crouch for calling Isak's behaviour out for being what it is. Cole basically saying "people need to understand, this is the advice he's getting etc."

Yorkshire is great. North Yorkshire Moors we've done a couple of times.

I'm scared to even rinse my toothbrush in it.

Is that what you're drinking? Are you away now too btw? I just did 2 miles back from the supermarket with 12 litres of water in each hand in 28 degrees, with a hangover. I've been called up to the Strongman of the Year 2025 off the back of it, but I might not be able to press the buttons on my tablet to watch the match later. I'll need to drink most of it to replace the fluids lost in the process.

Real Madrid getting ready to smash it, according to Keyesey.

Aye I'm looking forward to it as well. Hoping Howe's siege mentality approach sees us flying out the blocks.

Anyone else reporting this second bid? I thought Liverpool were politely waiting for a "you are cordially invited to bid on our best player" letter like the respectful great lads that they are.

The other thing re Gordon is the comments he made in his interview with Hope where he said he thought he could do a good job at 9 if he learned all of Howe's patterns for that position. You'd have to assume that the last month or so of training has been him learning those patterns, so hopefully we'll see a different Gordon at 9 than the makeshift version we've seen in the past.

He'll be an expert hockler.

Couple of rum old fashioneds too which were great. At the time.

I've got a stotting head this morning too. Holiday G-Man overdid it on the mojitos last night. Fucking bullshit.

My Own Personal Hungover Hell. Memories of a train journey, by PaddockLad.

Welcome to Anfield.

"He's turned Renton against us"

That's how they got back over the fence, her son fired them out of his arse.

Unless the PL tries to fuck everyone's shit up tomorrow, which they like to do for the first game of the new season.

It's 28 here today which I'm pleasantly surprised about. Was expecting mid 30s carnage. Anyway the big breaking news is that the hotel wifi plus VPN is plenty quick enough to stream the match from the comfort of my sun lounger.

The Magnet does not know what you're talking about.

Uh oh, Dougie's been necking mackem juice by the crate. Explains his..... energy from time to time on here.

They need to hide the fanny magnet away or change the hotel name to Heartbreak Hotel. It's as simple as that.