Gemmill

The PUSSAYYYYYYS!

He's crashed the van again. In a ditch, clearly concussed with blood running down his forehead, just repeatedly hitting "Submit Reply" and wondering why the ambulance hasn't turned up yet.

They sell them in the little hotel shop, so there's time yet.

The FANNY MAGNET has landed. Bar directly opposite on the other side of the pool as well where they sell "Rodeo", which appears to be Greek for Cornetto.

They couldn't get any of them to wear it.

Aye I think this is more likely Marinakis ignoring the rules again, and just banking on beating the points deduction.

For all the social media idiots that want him out, there's 10x as many that see that he's doing an unbelievable job. The way things are at the minute, if Howe leaves it'll be because we can't keep up with him, and not the other way around. That Ginger Pirlo lad on Bluesky should never be allowed to forget that he wanted Howe out just months before we won our first trophy in forever.

Season long ban incoming.

From memory they had "crunchy and chewy light biscuit in *54321* chew chew chew the caramel topping in *54321* Ah-hahhhh wafer and fondant too... 5555555 444444 333333 2222222 1" The fucking shit that gets stuck in your head for 40 years. I wasn't far off tbf.

Loads more Newcastle tops than Sunderland tops at the airport yesterday, which I believe goes down as a Sunderland victory on RTG. Mind, I did see a father and son in matching toon tops with their own surname on the back and thought.... Howay lads. The biggest twats of the day though were this big Sunderland family, 5 women from about 16 through to 60, and 2 lads, one 18, one about 30. There were rows free in front of us on the plane, so a bunch of them moved to sit there and then spent the whole flight meerkat-ing their fucking stupid heads up above the head rest to look back down the plane at the ones who hadn't been able to move, flicking them the v's. They then got on our bus transfer too, and the 30 year old lad slam-reclined his seat back onto one of the lass's legs, couldnt work out how to unrecline it, and got fucking REAMED off the 60 year old wife for it. He was like an 8 year old "ere man sorry for fucking breathing! I've never been on this coawuch before, ah dinnit kna how the seayts work! Fucks sake." Everyone else on the coach looked on in pity, and when we arrived at their hotel, the coach driver knocked them all out, one by one, as they stepped off the coach, and everyone left on board cheered.

"They won't believe it, they'll think it's AI" Osula seems a proper daft laugh.

Also shocked to hear that chips cooked in vegetable oil are woke.

Btw sorry to hear about your parents tbd and Meenzer. Sounds awful, and especially to be hundreds of miles away must make it really difficult.

I'd love to think that Lewandowski to Saudi for £100m is something we/PIF have instigated with Barca, and that the next move in the choreography is for them to come in with a huge bid for Isak. It would be one thing for this to just fall into our lap, but it would be something else entirely if we're making it happen behind the scenes to fuck Liverpool.

OMG I'm on the ropes here. 🤗🤗🤗

Apologies for the delay to the service, I was on a plane. Ahem... Signings since "IMO our business is done": TWO!

It's basically far too soon to be saying whether we're doing alright in picking up youngsters. We wouldn't have seen any anywhere near the first team in the space of 3 years anyway.

Yes. Ramsey is both an upgrade on Longstaff and Willock, and more reliable. And Thiaw, I don't know enough about him to say he's an improvement on Schar, but he's improved our squad and he's young enough to become an improvement on Schar with Howe's work. If you look at the spider web chart thing of Schar and Thiaw, Thiaw is ahead on the vast majority of metrics.

Have you idiots finished yet? ✈️✈️✈️

JJ, meet PP.

absolute joker. There's only one of us started the thread, Premature Percy.

Bit premature lads... Let's not have another Ekitike thread calamity.

New things being introduced this season: The 8 second rule: if keepers hold on to the ball for more than 8 seconds, a corner will be awarded. The best part is that the ref has to do a visible 5 second finger countdown for the last 5 seconds. Substitute interviews: broadcasters have now secured the rights to interview players that have been subbed off ffs.

Now where have I heard this song before?!

Ryder's serious face.