Gemmill

Aye, that's a club that needed a total reset on its bloated, overpaid squad situation. Instead, it's ploughed forward with more of the same. Ratcliffe is cutting the £20k per year jobs that help run the club and replacing them with £250k per year jobs for lads that don't merit that level of pay. It's also absolutely criminal that they are allowed to operate uninhibited by PSR despite having eye-watering levels of debt. Just another example of PSR being structured so as not to interfere with the PL establishment.

A bit more about him than Xhaka...

Bryan Mbeumo and Cunha are absolutely not worth £250k per week btw. Man United have had their pants pulled down there. Those lads probably nigh on trebled their wage with that move.

Brailsford sorting Man United out with some of those sweet, sweet marginal gains.

The stuff about the dereliction of duty is right, but it's a shame it was all built on the notion that buying Ramsdale was an act of futility *because omg we've already got so many keepers* when the reality is that we've got two usable keepers, and one of them is rapidly approaching the end of that utility, as he'll turn 37 during the season. I really hope we're gonna get an announcement on CEO and DOF very soon, and that the pair will prove to be a) competent, and b) will actually stay in the job long enough for us to witness the fruits of their labour.

@Dr Gloomhow you getting on in Japan? Everything alright?

Don't be the opposite of a fanny magnet, Wykiki! It'll be a lesson to us all in the patience we're gonna need to see this club get ANYWHERE NEAR challenging for the league, given these fresh headwinds.

Like the Guinness advert....... We wait.

It's how many sausage rolls that fat cunt umpire ate at lunch.

All this "are ready to make a bid" shit. Don't believe you've got the money lads, but I can sort of understand why we aren't calling their bluff and bidding ourselves f the player is just going to wait for them. Why declare our hand if that's what's coming. I think all of the briefing now is entirely about making the player hold on in the hope they can get themselves into a place where they can afford him. Must be nice to be able to mobilise a flotilla of media shills like this. All we've got is Craig Hope getting lairy with Simon Jordan.

How would you describe his garden in one of your house write-ups?

When I heard chicken boy on the phone at the start of the window, he seems to be suggesting Mitchell had sabotaged the Pedro deal.

Joined Wolves last year. On the odd occasion I saw him he looked alright, but he's a million miles away from a replacement for Isak. Assume he's another second string option.

"For example, I’m told that his dealings with Burnley were a large part of the reason why the James Trafford move did not happen sooner. Sources close to the Clarets say that owner Alan Pace was left livid by some of his interactions with Mitchell. Mending such relationships will be one of Wilson’s key tasks." Mitchell to blame for Trafford not coming according to Hope.

I think you might have forgotten recently posting your weight and height on the Discord.

I was trying to find a gif of a player trying to get the ref to card someone, but had to make do with this screamer instead.

They're both ex-skunkers. Trained killers basically.

Looking forward to Eddie telling the press conference "God didn't make him...... I did." "He can eat things that would make a Billy goat puke".

Another domino has entered the arena. Could this be the move that sees Watkins to Man United happen, and frees up Sesko? Or vice versa, we end up with Watkins.

If you watch the Hope segment on Talksport, Jordan asks him who Isak's agent is and his answer is "Vlado Lemic, he's a Serbian guy" so I don't think this bloke above is his actual agent. Hopefully that takes you to the right point in the video.

Wykiki listening to Simon Jordan...