Gemmill

Adam Johnson's representative on earth is a goddamn cockamamy YANKEE.

There'll need to be £120m+ that's open to a move north.

Allow to me help you out here. You were an awkward as fuck dweeb.

Last visited April 2024. Hope he's alright.

That's got to be to do with your cooking.

Wonder what the snacks are like at the conclave. They're in there a long time, it wants to be something better than big bowls of Jesus slices (whatever the fuck they call it). Joritos.

American table manners are fucking wild. You see actual celebs now doing the "pin this steak to the table with a fork held vertically in a closed fist while I saw at it maniacally" thing these days. They're fucking pigs. HOWEVER. You can also see this over here now too if you keep your eye out for it. I hope all of the Toontastic members' no doubt HORRIBLE children at least have decent table manners. I already know some of the poor cunts will be standing up to wipe their arses for the rest of their lives though, so who knows.

Unreliable memory. Firstly I thought it was sons and daughters that that happened on, secondly I thought the lad nicked the hat, not his bitch sister pulling it down over his head. Sons and Daughters was a lot less interesting. But what a tune.

Rhyming daughters with laughter by the way. Outrageous. Just cos they're spelled similar.

I couldn't agree more.

The reason there's an edit on my Sons and Daughters post is cos the first draft was The Sullivans. I can still picture the opening credits from Sons and Daughters where the lad nicks the cap off someone's head and runs up the street. My gran watched it every day.

The Top Gear crew thoroughly dismantling the whole idea of "electric vehicles" itt.

How would you like to replace it with Sons and Daughters?

That's what the show Flying Doctors was all about.

It's for clubs in the Club World Cup isn't it?

Go for a five pint lunch.

PL not yet retired from asking questions about xG and responding with an indignant "I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO MANSPLAIN, KIND SIR!"

It's institewtional rayucism!

Mackems being victimised by the magstabulary itt.

Feels good to be officially retired from having to explain this shit AGAIN.

"Ere man! Less 'im alairn, ey's aalwuz walked like that!"

If we haven't even got shot of the brand new tariffs, I don't know quite what has been achieved. Hopefully we're not about to be flooded with chlorinated meat.

https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/mum-leeds-united-fan-who-31594299 Pretty sad that his mam has had to take to social media to address social media rumours being spread about the kid. Sounds like it'll be a long road to recovery, whatever that looks like for him. Poor fucker. I've got a mate who dived into a swimming pool on a stag do in 2019. Hit the bottom, had to be brought back to life at poolside, and has been in a wheelchair ever since. It's fucking mental how a moment of daftness can completely upend your life.

Wanking then crossing themselves? Classic Catholic behaviour.