Gemmill

It's for clubs in the Club World Cup isn't it?

Go for a five pint lunch.

PL not yet retired from asking questions about xG and responding with an indignant "I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO MANSPLAIN, KIND SIR!"

It's institewtional rayucism!

Mackems being victimised by the magstabulary itt.

Feels good to be officially retired from having to explain this shit AGAIN.

"Ere man! Less 'im alairn, ey's aalwuz walked like that!"

If we haven't even got shot of the brand new tariffs, I don't know quite what has been achieved. Hopefully we're not about to be flooded with chlorinated meat.

https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/mum-leeds-united-fan-who-31594299 Pretty sad that his mam has had to take to social media to address social media rumours being spread about the kid. Sounds like it'll be a long road to recovery, whatever that looks like for him. Poor fucker. I've got a mate who dived into a swimming pool on a stag do in 2019. Hit the bottom, had to be brought back to life at poolside, and has been in a wheelchair ever since. It's fucking mental how a moment of daftness can completely upend your life.

Wanking then crossing themselves? Classic Catholic behaviour.

Someone needs to introduce them to the Toonpack "it's simple really, my eyes don't lie" analysis framework.

And that's a wrap. There's always next season.

Aye hopefully Haaland is enjoying his performance.

Oh dear. AFTV calling for Arteta's head in the morning.

I don't think it's just a UEFA thing. It's because every single match is televised these days though, so the white background for a number makes sense for the millions watching worldwide, which trumps the 50 odd thousand watching in the ground.

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-that This sounds fucking hilarious. This is what happens when very average people become convinced that they're "artists".

Good video about why the cool guitar kids have a sampler. Endless entertainment.

DISGUSTING.

Absolute dog's breakfast. Give the contract to CT's etsy store.

Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus.

They picked the wrong geek to mess with...

Lane 7 is a good shout btw. There's bowling lanes plus some other game type stuff that I can't remember (air hockey maybe), and the scran is kids' type fare. You'll need to book a lane and possibly a table in advance though.

Does he like Lucozade? Lucozade Spot Isotonic gets to your thirst fast, if that's his kind of thing.

Kevin Carr's Garrotte.