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Bruno man wtf.

We're not playing well but we're still plenty in the game. These have done fuck all other than their goal.

Shaping up to be another typical afternoon at the credit card arena.

Ugh Pawson.

If he's genuinely concussed from that, he needs to stay in the house with a crash helmet on at all times.

The ref going down in the Leicester game btw. Vardy.

I'm surprised they got you in the plane, Baracus.

From the look on his face, I think the papal nappy might need a change.

You should try the Beehive actually. In Earsdon. That's good pub food and they've got a dog friendly room and country footpaths surrounding it. You'll probably need to book cos the dog room is only small. @Christmas Tree

Bournemouth now 2-1 up at the Emirates.

You've been seeing monsters in the shadows all season though. You're the boy who cried wolf at this stage. If we match the best of Chelsea and Forest's results tomorrow, and beat Chelsea at home, we'll be very nearly there.

You could have found him a nice spot in Norway.

He didn't vote Leave to have to eat French food in his own country ffs.

That reminds me of those jeans you could get from Burtons in the 80s, with an underlying tartan pattern. It's far too prominent.

Omni in Monkseaton? I was at Billy's Bootleggers on Stepney Banks last night shoving PattysMelts burgers into my face and they were great. I'd suggest Scream For Pizza, but you seem like more of a GoodFellas/ChicagoTown kinda guy.

We'll see. It was local elections this week, the absolute perfect time for a protest vote against a govt that has been struggling. There's plenty time yet, and I think a LOT of people would think twice if they thought they were about to put Farage into No 10.

Australian Labour Party the latest to benefit from anti-Trump sentiment.

If Villa catch us we'll probably have dropped to 7th anyway. I'd rather they didn't keep winning just to make things more straightforward, but it shouldn't matter. Just need to not blink tomorrow. A draw for us tomorrow and Villa still need 2 results to catch us cos of our GD.

He doesn't speak very much at all cos it's the other two lads basically doing presentations.

That's the sort of shit Sunak would randomly tweet about out of nowhere and you'd wonder if was taking the piss.

Sounds like we might need to launch the Penis Party.

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