Gemmill

Bournemouth now 2-1 up at the Emirates.

You've been seeing monsters in the shadows all season though. You're the boy who cried wolf at this stage. If we match the best of Chelsea and Forest's results tomorrow, and beat Chelsea at home, we'll be very nearly there.

You could have found him a nice spot in Norway.

He didn't vote Leave to have to eat French food in his own country ffs.

That reminds me of those jeans you could get from Burtons in the 80s, with an underlying tartan pattern. It's far too prominent.

Omni in Monkseaton? I was at Billy's Bootleggers on Stepney Banks last night shoving PattysMelts burgers into my face and they were great. I'd suggest Scream For Pizza, but you seem like more of a GoodFellas/ChicagoTown kinda guy.

We'll see. It was local elections this week, the absolute perfect time for a protest vote against a govt that has been struggling. There's plenty time yet, and I think a LOT of people would think twice if they thought they were about to put Farage into No 10.

Australian Labour Party the latest to benefit from anti-Trump sentiment.

If Villa catch us we'll probably have dropped to 7th anyway. I'd rather they didn't keep winning just to make things more straightforward, but it shouldn't matter. Just need to not blink tomorrow. A draw for us tomorrow and Villa still need 2 results to catch us cos of our GD.

He doesn't speak very much at all cos it's the other two lads basically doing presentations.

That's the sort of shit Sunak would randomly tweet about out of nowhere and you'd wonder if was taking the piss.

Sounds like we might need to launch the Penis Party.

GERMAN RAPIST ALERT!

Looks like Reform are about to take over Durham County Council.

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/election-results-none-of-this-really?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1833442&post_id=162675602&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Dunt.

Second striker problem RESOLVED.

He's not that ickle.

It would be wall to wall flange with me and Hope behind the bar.

Watch your fucking mouth.

Pah, I meant NEW rumours. Our interest in the the munchkin is well known. I just hope we go fucking crackers in the summer and bring a load of bodies in. We need to be kicking on now.

Aye, the Tories have already established that you can't out Reform Reform. Why the fuck Labour think they might fare any better is beyond me. I think they're looking to America and what's happened to the Democrats, and this is their weird reaction to that.