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Someone needs to introduce them to the Toonpack "it's simple really, my eyes don't lie" analysis framework.

And that's a wrap. There's always next season.

Aye hopefully Haaland is enjoying his performance.

Oh dear. AFTV calling for Arteta's head in the morning.

I don't think it's just a UEFA thing. It's because every single match is televised these days though, so the white background for a number makes sense for the millions watching worldwide, which trumps the 50 odd thousand watching in the ground.

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-that This sounds fucking hilarious. This is what happens when very average people become convinced that they're "artists".

Good video about why the cool guitar kids have a sampler. Endless entertainment.

DISGUSTING.

Absolute dog's breakfast. Give the contract to CT's etsy store.

Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus.

They picked the wrong geek to mess with...

Lane 7 is a good shout btw. There's bowling lanes plus some other game type stuff that I can't remember (air hockey maybe), and the scran is kids' type fare. You'll need to book a lane and possibly a table in advance though.

Does he like Lucozade? Lucozade Spot Isotonic gets to your thirst fast, if that's his kind of thing.

Kevin Carr's Garrotte.

Sickener.

I must apologise, Renton talks exactly like John Barnes so he misreads things on occasion.

Bollocks.

What a save.

Get in.

Inter about to get a penalty by the look of it. Mint.

Inter go 1 up.

I don't really know why people are talking about Villa. If we get overtaken by Villa, we're finishing 7th.

But if we only take 4 points from our last three games, it would really be our fault.

Aye was talking about this with a mate earlier. This is the nightmare scenario where those two get to take the piss on the last day and both qualify.