Gemmill

Sounds like we might need to launch the Penis Party.

GERMAN RAPIST ALERT!

Looks like Reform are about to take over Durham County Council.

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/election-results-none-of-this-really?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1833442&post_id=162675602&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Dunt.

Second striker problem RESOLVED.

He's not that ickle.

It would be wall to wall flange with me and Hope behind the bar.

Watch your fucking mouth.

Pah, I meant NEW rumours. Our interest in the the munchkin is well known. I just hope we go fucking crackers in the summer and bring a load of bodies in. We need to be kicking on now.

Aye, the Tories have already established that you can't out Reform Reform. Why the fuck Labour think they might fare any better is beyond me. I think they're looking to America and what's happened to the Democrats, and this is their weird reaction to that.

You're barred, dickhead.

Rumours of interest in van Hecke from Brighton. 24. Right footed. Two little Dutch boys at the heart of the defence. I've got no RW rumours for you....

I don't dream.

I hope you put that bet on yesterday, Paddock"LAD".

I don't want a Bodo/Glimt comeback in the second leg now cos it hands Man United the trophy and CL.

Reform win by 6 votes in Runcorn.

Labour has held the North Tyneside mayoralty but only by about 500 votes over Reform. And there's a full recount in the Runcorn by election where Reform ended up 4 votes ahead after the first count. That was a Labour 15,000 majority.

Right then, who are we favouring for the CL spot from the Europa. I think I'd sooner see Spurs get it.

Is that KCG?

Let's have a Wolves win at the Etihad as well, if we're doing dream scenarios.

Palace away for Forest next. That's not an easy one either. I really would rather these made it in than Chelsea but we can't really afford to be choosy when it comes to who we'd like to see drop points.

Great lads Brentford.

Looking like one of these twats is getting CL for finishing 15th and 17th or something. Dickheads. The important action tonight is Forest v Brentford though.