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There might be a second yellow for someone in this game if they're not careful. Could be Anderson.

Denial EVERYWHERE. The facts are out lads. You far right wing lads need to just pipe down. Re Olise btw, there was a vague story for 30 seconds that we liked him and no sooner had it been mentioned, he signed for Bayern. Doesn't quite compare with our months long, very public pursuit of Guehi. But I understand that this is a difficult moment for some of you, and you might need to lash out for a bit. I'm just here to make sure you don't hurt yourselves.

Agreed they're in a recession. Apparently CEOs of big US companies say they're already firmly in a recession. I don't see a mechanism for Trump not surviving it tbh. But I'm fucking delighted that he's gonna have to wear it. Obviously the mong squad will believe his lies that it's still Biden's economy for a bit but that won't work for long.

From Hope's latest, we have it in black and white that Eddie and Mitchell are prioritising a CB, and will get a RW with what's left of the budget. @Dr Gloom @Holden McGroin Read it and WEEP, fat boys!

This is so timely, I've been looking for a new pair of cuntpunters.

Could we please have KCG arrested for being a serial rapist?

THE LESSER SPOTTED HORSESHOE HEADED GREEN MONSTER!

I mean come on. Just more professional standard sourdough from yours truly.

Spurs needed extra time to beat National League Tamworth in the FA Cup. Anything's possible with that clown car.

Watch the first 5 or so of this to understand how stupid Trump is to believe that this bloke has an MS13 tattoo. As the video lad goes on to say, this is the level of due diligence with which these idiots are sentencing innocent people to life in a foreign gulag, and then just shrugging their shoulders and going so fuck when told they've made a mistake.

Aye no getting around it. I'd love to see Miley get the nod for the last 4 games. He's got a goal in him as well, which always helps.

No surgery or owt but been advised to sit out the rest of the games.

Joelinton out for the rest of the season.

Aye mint story. I do think there was something a bit whiffy about them just stumbling across this lad. Think there might have been some reality TV shenanigans at play. But I don't doubt for a second his background or how horrible a time he's had, so this is mint news either way.

"Duuuuude! That is like, SO not cool."

Aye I'm the same. You can write off entire swathes of the country based on them voting in idiots like this one or Steve Baker or Christopher Hope. Bill Cash! Just fuck off.

"BALLOT SUCCESSFUL!"

Just noticed Chelsea favoured to beat Liverpool so they must have some wild card factor that they can build in for "team has just won league and might not give a fuck anymore".

Aye, looking at their modelling for this weekend, they've got us slight favourites but basically coming out of this one with a draw. Loads is gonna change from one match to the next as you say though.

Here's Opta's latest view, updated today. Weve got an 80% chance of CL per their model, Chelsea's is half that, and Villa's is only 10%. From the remaining fixtures, they expect teams to pick up points as follows: Man City: +8 points from 4 played. Forest: +8 points from 5 Us: +6 points from 4 Chelsea: + 5/6 points from 4 Villa: + 7 points from 4

I didn't read the article cos it was on some bullshit aggregator, but the headline I saw yesterday was that Mitchell is planning to do some business in June to capitalise on clubs that need to sell to avoid PSR issues.

That red arrows shit that they pulled for the disallowed goal was hilarious. Nearly all of them were offside when the ball came in.

Aye, if his patter on the video is correct, that Villa, Chelsea, Man United, and Spurs all NEED CL, then you realise that anywhere from likely 2 to all 4 will to miss out, it's a pretty significant season in terms of upending the long standing order of things (Villa excepted cos they're newcomers to this, like us).