Gemmill

You're barred, dickhead.

Rumours of interest in van Hecke from Brighton. 24. Right footed. Two little Dutch boys at the heart of the defence. I've got no RW rumours for you....

I don't dream.

I hope you put that bet on yesterday, Paddock"LAD".

I don't want a Bodo/Glimt comeback in the second leg now cos it hands Man United the trophy and CL.

Reform win by 6 votes in Runcorn.

Labour has held the North Tyneside mayoralty but only by about 500 votes over Reform. And there's a full recount in the Runcorn by election where Reform ended up 4 votes ahead after the first count. That was a Labour 15,000 majority.

Right then, who are we favouring for the CL spot from the Europa. I think I'd sooner see Spurs get it.

Is that KCG?

Let's have a Wolves win at the Etihad as well, if we're doing dream scenarios.

Palace away for Forest next. That's not an easy one either. I really would rather these made it in than Chelsea but we can't really afford to be choosy when it comes to who we'd like to see drop points.

Great lads Brentford.

Looking like one of these twats is getting CL for finishing 15th and 17th or something. Dickheads. The important action tonight is Forest v Brentford though.

Good lads Brentford. Broccoli Head hits the deck.

Soccer Saturday Studio! The new Paul Merson.

There might be a second yellow for someone in this game if they're not careful. Could be Anderson.

Denial EVERYWHERE. The facts are out lads. You far right wing lads need to just pipe down. Re Olise btw, there was a vague story for 30 seconds that we liked him and no sooner had it been mentioned, he signed for Bayern. Doesn't quite compare with our months long, very public pursuit of Guehi. But I understand that this is a difficult moment for some of you, and you might need to lash out for a bit. I'm just here to make sure you don't hurt yourselves.

Agreed they're in a recession. Apparently CEOs of big US companies say they're already firmly in a recession. I don't see a mechanism for Trump not surviving it tbh. But I'm fucking delighted that he's gonna have to wear it. Obviously the mong squad will believe his lies that it's still Biden's economy for a bit but that won't work for long.

From Hope's latest, we have it in black and white that Eddie and Mitchell are prioritising a CB, and will get a RW with what's left of the budget. @Dr Gloom @Holden McGroin Read it and WEEP, fat boys!

This is so timely, I've been looking for a new pair of cuntpunters.

Could we please have KCG arrested for being a serial rapist?

THE LESSER SPOTTED HORSESHOE HEADED GREEN MONSTER!

I mean come on. Just more professional standard sourdough from yours truly.

Spurs needed extra time to beat National League Tamworth in the FA Cup. Anything's possible with that clown car.