Gemmill

Fuck that, it's got running water. Mars is good enough for the charvas.

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up You had a hangover? How did you manage that?! White wine. 2 bottles of it. And cocktails that just tasted like cherry coke. Got up the next morning and went back to bed 3 times, finally emerging properly at half 4 My first ever real hangover. I feel all growed up! Here's hoping that's just opened the floodgates! That's not very nice, is it?! It was the white wine, I've concluded. Acidic as fuck. I didn't even feel that drunk when I got home and made toast and a cuppa which promptly came back up. And yes, I was still hoying when I got up the next morning. Serves you right for lording it over me when I've been hungover! I'll let you use the wine excuse for now, but if this starts happening on a regular basis then you've officially just got old. How minging are proper hangovers though, now that you've had your first one? Now do you understand why I have to give serious consideration to whether it's even worth getting drunk in the first place.

Full-on schizo.

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up You had a hangover? How did you manage that?! White wine. 2 bottles of it. And cocktails that just tasted like cherry coke. Got up the next morning and went back to bed 3 times, finally emerging properly at half 4 My first ever real hangover. I feel all growed up! Here's hoping that's just opened the floodgates!

Aye, bit of a shock. RIP.

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up You had a hangover? How did you manage that?!

King of the peeping toms.

Blatantly getting his excuses in early for not speaking.

Mary Poppins is another on the messianic theme, obviously. Are we talking about Dick Van Dyke?

Is this going retro or is it just going bamp?

Not sure about there only being a few original stories tbh. The Aristocats and Mary Poppins are two that I can think of just off the top of my head.

SLP, who caught you wanking?

We should have defibrillators on hand at the match, and every time it looks like he's doing his usual and losing concentration, Derek Wright should run on, stick them on either side of his head, and fire a charge through his brain, bringing him back to the land of the living. "CLEAR! *VOOMF*"

How did you keep a straight face when you were talking to Martins? I went up to him called him a ledge, about 5 times. Then bowed down to him, then got introduced to Titan, and Jonny from Big Bro 6. Well he introduced himself to me, not really sure why. Reckon he fancied a bit of that bowing action. He's been out of the limelight for a while.

That picture is how I imagine him to have walked in to Tiger Tiger, past the bouncers. With that same grin on his face. Nodding his head knowingly. While saying "Blue WKD, please" "I'll have a Babycham"

Aye and Joe Pantoliano, but I thought it was shite. Could've done with some stormtroopers.

That picture is how I imagine him to have walked in to Tiger Tiger, past the bouncers. With that same grin on his face. Nodding his head knowingly.

Is it Carrie Ann Moss that was in Memento? Now that was a quality film.

Grumpy when he's hungover.

Don't be offended Mark. I imagine talking to Bramble is like trying to have a conversation with someone who's in a coma.

Two paracetamol, two ibuprofen and a zantac. Nurse Lennon's orders.

I felt a bastard when I started the thread linking to Brock's youtube performance and he came on, read the thread, and disappeared for a couple of days. Thought he'd fucking hung himself or something. Sadly not.

It was a bit "Dear Diary" for me.

That's the kind of over the top bollocks I was on about. I guarantee you're in the minority in the wider world of film lovers. It was gorund-breaking in terms of story and effects. In terms of story it wasn't. Aye, that was my problem with it. Yeah the slow motion kicks to the face looked nice, but the story was as weak as piss. And Happy Face. That's spot on. Plus it spawned a load of fucking geeks walking around in ankle length leather jackets thinking they're the biz - no, you're still a perfect nerd, you just happen to be wearing a leather jacket now....oooo don't slow-motion hit me.

The Matrix was fucking shite.