Gemmill

One of them's an Aussie, and the other's a shaven-legged, nipple-footed porn-fiend though. I'll take work over that anyday.

The mother and the granddad were horrible, spiteful arseholes, and the kids didn't stand a chance. That young lad Gabriel (OMG! GAY!BRIEL ) didn't have a fucking clue what he was holding those signs up for, and the one who got hit on the head by the drink thrown out of that car an'all. Horrible people. So fucking thick though. That documentary maker must have been utterly brain dead to have turned up to make a documentary about them and ended up staying cos he liked their craic.

He may be tall but he's still soft as, man! Even I could take him. Gemmil's hardness goes about as far as bullying school kids on NO and the mens shower rooms at the city baths I knee midgets in the face as I walk past as well, so watch it half-pint.

Butt MOM for my money.

Christ he sounds like Ross Kemp on Extras. "I'm well 'ard me." Yes Glenn. Nails.

Using the injuries as an excuse for this abortion of a season there. "If not for them we'd be in Europe". Fuck off dickface, we can't beat Charlton or Man City with almost a full squad.

I want Roeder out, but I'm fucking terrified at who that idiot might see fit to replace him with.

Not even sure you could say that, exactly what fuck ups did he correct? Glenn Roeder has been made to look better by the state the club was in when he took over, at the time morale was lower than low, all he did was raise it. You can actually picture the dressing room the day we got rid of Souness, "Graemes gone!", "thank god, who we getting in?", "some bloke called Roeder" "Roeder? Roeder? oh aye I know who you mean now, little ratty looking, runs the academy, nice bloke" "GRRRREAT! a nice bloke for a change" For me the man isnt all that nice as G says hes turning out to be a snidey little shite who will blame anyone and everyone except himself. Even if he was I still say its immaterial, theres thousands of "nice blokes" out there but I wouldnt employ them to run the club. He's the first manager in a long time to not waste money. Damien Duff - £5m (great price for a player we still didn't need. It's like your lass going "look at my new handbag, three hundred quid off! Bargain".........."oh yeah, how much did it cost?"......."£500!") Obafemi Martins - £10m (jury still out in a big way) Olivier Bernard's wages! Martins is class. I'm absolutely certain that if he were at one of the top four clubs he'd be getting a truckload of goals. I'm not sure how much Bernard is on, but I'm guessing it's relatively little compared to most players on the books. As for Duff...I agree, a position we didn't need cover for, but nobody complained at the time as I recall. He's certainly still worth more or less what we paid for him, unlike Luque. Martins is not class like. Not even close to it. He is hugely overrated by some of our fans. The lad's pace is totally wasted because of his lack of anticipation - it's used to catch up to defenders, not pull away from them - and his touch is fucking dreadful (I mean, REALLY bad). Shola has a better first touch than Martins ffs. And no one complained about Duff cos no one knew that we were spent up once we'd bought him and Martins.

Not even sure you could say that, exactly what fuck ups did he correct? Glenn Roeder has been made to look better by the state the club was in when he took over, at the time morale was lower than low, all he did was raise it. You can actually picture the dressing room the day we got rid of Souness, "Graemes gone!", "thank god, who we getting in?", "some bloke called Roeder" "Roeder? Roeder? oh aye I know who you mean now, little ratty looking, runs the academy, nice bloke" "GRRRREAT! a nice bloke for a change" For me the man isnt all that nice as G says hes turning out to be a snidey little shite who will blame anyone and everyone except himself. Even if he was I still say its immaterial, theres thousands of "nice blokes" out there but I wouldnt employ them to run the club. He's the first manager in a long time to not waste money. Damien Duff - £5m (great price for a player we still didn't need. It's like your lass going "look at my new handbag, three hundred quid off! Bargain".........."oh yeah, how much did it cost?"......."£500!") Obafemi Martins - £10m (jury still out in a big way) Olivier Bernard's wages!

Aye I mentioned that last night on NO. I couldn't fucking believe it! Butt tracks back, overtakes Barton and dispossesses him on the touchline, twice touching the ball to make sure it doesn't go out of play. Knocks it to that fucking cretin 3 yards away who gives it the Peter Kay "'Ave it!" effort straight into the crowd. Just utterly mindless and retarded stupidity that handed the momentum back to them with a throw-in halfway into our half. And aye, Taylor man of the match. Are the "guests of Collingwood Insurance" from the fucking blind school or something?

:lol: Now if the scales fall from Patrokles' eyes too, we knows he's fucked! If he leaves now and we get someone decent, at least we could remember Roeder as a nice guy who did a decent job of patching up Souness's fuckups... If he stays on well....... I don't even buy into him being a nice guy tbh. His snidey comments about other managers have annoyed me for a while now. I just think he's a clueless tit.

"Glenn Roeder doesn't bring on substitutes for anyone but himself. (Except for if you shout REALLY loud )"

:lol: Now if the scales fall from Patrokles' eyes too, we knows he's fucked!

Aye I saw that! I bet it fucking knacked! He was apologetic after, but fucking hell, that's no use to her if he's bost her nose or something!

Aye good point. Let's hope so.

Good posts Stevie. I've had more than enough of Roeder and agree that all we're destined for under him is mediocrity. The bloke is just nowhere near good enough to manage this club - he can't make the big decisions off the pitch, and he can't make the big decisions on it. We need a strong manager - all this "Glenn Roeder has always stood up" shit is him trying to convince himself that he's got it in him to do this job. He knows as well as the rest of us that it's beyond him. I just watch the way he stands on the touchline at matches with his hands in his pockets, staring at the mess that he's created on the pitch, and he does NOTHING to change it. No words of encouragement, no tactical switches, no messages to certain players about where they're going wrong. And it's because he doesn't know what to do. We have to get rid of this bloke in the summer or we're going to fall even further behind. It won't happen though.

The fact that you put Milner in as one you have time for says everything you need to know about the state of the club. He's one of very few that you can ALWAYS rely on to give 100%. Quite what he's done in recent weeks to find himself on the bench I have no idea. The fact that it's to accomodate that fat turd Stephen Carr at right back is a fucking disgrace.

I was expecting something angsty at least. Maybe a threatened hanging or something. Not that I want Luke to string himself up.

aye he is a ging, jast lick me, I recon 6ft 2, got nice bleu eyas too, id mess wif im Just lick you? :razz And I'm NOT a ging! Correct, by the way Matty. Not a ginger hair in sight. Nice to meet you anyway, it was canny craic today - I left when the drug fiends started misbehaving post-match though. Appalled!

Aye spot on Sammy. Fucking depressing though cos Shepherd's going nowhere, and it's more than likely that Roeder's stopping too.

Fucking clueless four-eyed arsewipe. The fact that the fans can see substitutions 10 minutes before him, and could pick a better starting line-up says it all tbh.

Has he been through all of his teammates wives in the past month or what? Why will nobody pass the ball to the lad? He gets in acres and stands screaming for the ball and they're all utterly oblivious to the fact that he's even on the pitch. I'd be fucking livid if I was him. He looked well up for it today, so what do we do - not bother giving him the ball.

And if Scott Parker isn't carrying an injury then he's just not very good. He's slow and he takes an age to get up from any challenge. I hope he's got something wrong with him and isn't just giving up.

Everyone but Nicky Butt was pretty shite imo. Babayaro was one of the less poor though, I thought.

That was fucking desperate today. I don't know what they're paying Roeder for. The bloke just stands there and watches us get beat. There's no attempt to change things at all - he doesn't get a message to anyone on the pitch, he doesn't call anyone over to offer any tactical advice, he doesn't try to gee anyone up. He just stands there, hands in his pockets, thinking "What would Arsene Wenger do? I know. Look studious. Glasses on. Pensive look on face. That's it. I AM Arsene Wenger " Fucking tit of a man. By the way Martins was so bad today, it wasn't even funny. I reckon Ali Dia had a better debut for Southampton.