Gemmill

I've just given you it. It's fairly obvious to me. "Yes, with 7 points between us and the relegation zone, you would have to say we're being sucked into a relegation battle and we need to pull ourselves clear before things get any worse." He's fooling nobody (except you, it seems ) by saying that we aren't. We're currently 11th so that mean HALF THE LEAGUE IS IN A RELEGATION BATTLE!!!!!! Yes lose a few more and we may genuinely BE in a relegation battle (which would be a good reason to BOOST morale not DESTROY it I'd have thought - maddness I know ) Are you really saying "half the league is in a relegation battle"? Are you gunning for the "Most Annoying Newcomer" award this year or something? No offence like, but you're acting like a proper fucking tit. The laughing smilies after patently unfunny comments are a big no-no btw. We're 7 points off relegation, and we can't win a game for fucking toffee, at home or away. Other teams may have momentum on their side, we don't. Are you really as fucking dense as you're making out?

Aye, pretty much sums the situation up. I really do dislike the bloke now though. After the summer transfer window I was pretty much out of goodwill for him. By the end of January, I'd just had more than enough of him, and with the stupid press comments coming in quicker than any decent results I like him less and less by the day.

I think if Chelsea came in with £15m I'd take it. You think? I'd snap their fucking hand off. Better than Rooney tbh. Mickey Rooney mebbies. Have a look on NO at the Crouch > Martins thread for HTT talking cobblers about Martins, culminating in an argument that amounted to "Ok, his movement and touch are poor, but imagine how good he would be if they weren't!" Needless to say he didn't even bear witness to his "performance" on Saturday - non-soopafan tbh. Has he said he won't be renewing again yet? How can you not renew again? He's a serial non-renewer.

As is this place tbh. What is he supposed to say? "Ooo fuck we're in the shit now, I think we might be relegated......." Aye that would help. He could try saying nothing. As could you if that's the best you can offer. Again he would be castigated for that, and that's sure to bolster the fans and the team. Press: "Glenn do you think you're in a relegation fight?" Roeder: *stoney silence* Press : "Glenn do you think you'll have the funds to get who you want in the summer?" Roeder: *takes off his glasses and polishes them* Press: "Glenn do you think you can get into Europe next year?" Roeder: *studies a spot on the ceiling intently* Press: "Glenn are you going to answer ANY of our questions?" Roeder: *whips out some juggling balls and starts juggling* There are times where he gets all he deserves, there are others where it's just patent nitpicky girlish whineing tbh. I'm not gonna get into an argument with you cos I can't afford to fall asleep at work, but does it really make any sense him denying that we're in a relegation battle when we're only 7 points from safety with some difficult games to come, and relegation battlers beating us fairly easily? The answer's no btw. Which is what he said is it not? The answer to the question I asked in my post is no. The one just above where I give you the answer. Keep up!

I've just given you it. It's fairly obvious to me. "Yes, with 7 points between us and the relegation zone, you would have to say we're being sucked into a relegation battle and we need to pull ourselves clear before things get any worse." He's fooling nobody (except you, it seems ) by saying that we aren't.

As is this place tbh. What is he supposed to say? "Ooo fuck we're in the shit now, I think we might be relegated......." Aye that would help. He could try saying nothing. As could you if that's the best you can offer. Again he would be castigated for that, and that's sure to bolster the fans and the team. Press: "Glenn do you think you're in a relegation fight?" Roeder: *stoney silence* Press : "Glenn do you think you'll have the funds to get who you want in the summer?" Roeder: *takes off his glasses and polishes them* Press: "Glenn do you think you can get into Europe next year?" Roeder: *studies a spot on the ceiling intently* Press: "Glenn are you going to answer ANY of our questions?" Roeder: *whips out some juggling balls and starts juggling* There are times where he gets all he deserves, there are others where it's just patent nitpicky girlish whineing tbh. I'm not gonna get into an argument with you cos I can't afford to fall asleep at work, but does it really make any sense him denying that we're in a relegation battle when we're only 7 points from safety with some difficult games to come, and relegation battlers beating us fairly easily? The answer's no btw.

Is this graduate work or just summer stuff in between lazing around?

As is this place tbh. What is he supposed to say? "Ooo fuck we're in the shit now, I think we might be relegated......." Aye that would help. He could try saying nothing. As could you if that's the best you can offer.

I think if Chelsea came in with £15m I'd take it. You think? I'd snap their fucking hand off. Better than Rooney tbh. Mickey Rooney mebbies. Have a look on NO at the Crouch > Martins thread for HTT talking cobblers about Martins, culminating in an argument that amounted to "Ok, his movement and touch are poor, but imagine how good he would be if they weren't!" Needless to say he didn't even bear witness to his "performance" on Saturday - non-soopafan tbh.

I think if Chelsea came in with £15m I'd take it. You think? I'd snap their fucking hand off. Better than Rooney tbh.

The worst mis-spelling of definitely is defiantly. It takes a special kind of retard to get it that wrong, but you see it from time to time.

Although I've just remembered he's on a Mac. Have you done the port forwarding thing and all that, Wacky? That makes a big difference.

Aye utorrent is the daddy.

I bet Granddad Phelps takes it up the shitter. When Sacha Baron Cohen does his Bruno movie he should definitely be paying that lot a visit and trying it on with the Granddad.

And that bloke's response was something like "Guess what brainiac, he was God!" or something. The granddad was a fucking arsehole though - I would definitely have lost my temper with that twat when he was telling me I was asking stupid questions. "As stupid as claiming that some heavenly being is striking down soldiers in protest at homosexuality, you dopey fucking arsehole? Was it that stupid?"

I know Cath doesn't like it, but he is a c-word.

Our coaching set-up was arguably better under Souness too - Jesus wept!

I'm being serious here when I say that I think Souness is a better manager than Roeder. I don't remember us ever being this much of a pushover at home under Souness. The performances were shit, but there was always a bit of battle there. That's completely gone under the insipid tit Roeder.

Have to admit that I'm tempted to not renew - I just really don't feel like handing over £600 in a couple of months time for more of the same - and just going on a match to match basis. The only thing that's probably going to make me renew is that I know I'll stop going at all if I sit through a few games like Saturday, and I don't want to do that. No direct debit scheme next year. That'll probably be about the extent of my protest.

And in the process created the world's first hallucinatory sofa.

One of them's an Aussie, and the other's a shaven-legged, nipple-footed porn-fiend though. I'll take work over that anyday.

The mother and the granddad were horrible, spiteful arseholes, and the kids didn't stand a chance. That young lad Gabriel (OMG! GAY!BRIEL ) didn't have a fucking clue what he was holding those signs up for, and the one who got hit on the head by the drink thrown out of that car an'all. Horrible people. So fucking thick though. That documentary maker must have been utterly brain dead to have turned up to make a documentary about them and ended up staying cos he liked their craic.

He may be tall but he's still soft as, man! Even I could take him. Gemmil's hardness goes about as far as bullying school kids on NO and the mens shower rooms at the city baths I knee midgets in the face as I walk past as well, so watch it half-pint.

Butt MOM for my money.

Christ he sounds like Ross Kemp on Extras. "I'm well 'ard me." Yes Glenn. Nails.