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Wrong again!

You don't need to disagree with me to be irrational, Renton.

Didn't you give credit to Dyer for trying hard a few hours ago? Difference is Dyer IS good enough and DOES play well, and I was defending him in the face of your irrational hatred. I'm not gonna applaud the below-standard Sibierski for putting a shift in though. ha ha ha fucking ha You're another irrational hater though bobby.

HERE HERE He's not a dog!

NAIL the smokers, Gordon. NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER!

More bullshit tbh. So what's the precise order then? Chopra>Sibierski>Shola ? If cardiff offered us a straight swap for shola id drive him down there meself You think he'd get in that car like?

More bullshit tbh. So what's the precise order then? Chopra>Sibierski>Shola ?

Blinded by rage.

Was he fuck worshipped. People were pleasantly surprised that he wasn't as shit as they expected him to be. If you seriously think he's a better player than Shola you need help.

Didn't you give credit to Dyer for trying hard a few hours ago? Difference is Dyer IS good enough and DOES play well, and I was defending him in the face of your irrational hatred. I'm not gonna applaud the below-standard Sibierski for putting a shift in though.

Sibierski deserves zero credit for trying hard tbh. So he fucking should. He's still not good enough.

Heard about this on the radio this morning but wasn't sure of the story. Just saw this on NO. Quality by Shreeves: ALEX FERGUSON launched a foul-mouthed attack on a TV reporter in a bust-up over Cristiano Ronaldo. Manchester United's boss called Sky's Geoff Shreeves a 'f*****g bastard' and told him to 'f**k off'. Ferguson was furious with Shreeves for questioning his Portuguese wing wizard about allegedly cheating for his controversial penalty winner against Middlesbrough in Monday's FA Cup clash. The fiery Scot's off-camera rant was so loud a BBC interview with Boro chief Gareth Southgate had to be abandoned. Shreeves grilled Ronaldo about his latest 'cheat' storm in the tunnel after the quarter-final replay. Beeb reporter Ivan Gaskell then tried to record Southgate's verdict on the defeat for Match of the Day, only to have his work wind up on the cutting-room floor thanks to Ferguson. Here is the full transcript of the blast at Shreeves from Fergie's renowned 'Hairdryer'. SHREEVES: "I asked him . . . " FERGUSON: "F*****g (inaudible) bastard." S: "Don't talk to me like that." F: "F**k off to you." S: "Don't talk to me like that. Don't even think about it." F: "Don't you think about it, you ****. F**k off. Right?" S: "Listen, are you going to do the interview in a professional manner or not? Do you want to do it or not?" F: "You f*****g be professional. You be professional. You're the one." S: "I'm entitled to ask . . . . Cristiano gave the right answer." F: "F*****g hell with your answers." S: "Don't talk to me like that. Go away. If you want to behave civilly, fine. Don't talk to me like that." F: "F**k off." (door slams). Gaskell to Southgate: "I'm going to have to ask that question again, if that's all right." Ferguson later announced he was 'disgusted' at Shreeves' 'disgraceful' TV interview with Ronaldo. He said of Monday's spot-kick and Boro's anger: "It was a clear penalty. It's a shame. They are putting a stigma against the boy that he doesn't deserve."

Aha! You know that, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!! So do you know how to adjust the tappets on an engine? In theory I guess so, although in practice I wouldn't. But knowing a bit about your OS isn't at the same level as say solder moding your CPU (which is about the same level as you're talking about in car ownership), more like checking your oil and at least having a vague idea what oil does for it. Nah, the equivalent in computer ownership to checking your oil would be running a spyware checker or defragmenting the hard drive. Not knowing the ins and outs of the operating system.

Christ, it's not basic you fucking dweeb. It's maybe basic if you're interested in computing. I like playing on the internet. That's all.

.35 of a Ton Hospital doesn't have the same ring to it though.

Unlikely to be from Pakistan tbh. On the radio this morning they were speculating that it might be linked to the team's early exit from the tournament. Mind, it was Talksport.

Professor Patel in the hotel room with a cricket bat.

Bad Santa is quality. "You're not gonna shit right for a week."

Apparently none of the Pakistan team will be allowed to leave the Carribean until the matter has been resolved.

Aye it's canny cool.

Nicely pre-empted there. Doesn't mean that people being sceptical about that article are wrong though. In the face of the evidence I would say so, yeah. If not wrong then unnecessarily sceptical. He's worked fucking hard to sort out his injury problems, and he's one of the few players who's looked arsed on the pitch this season. Will he ever get a break from the "haters" or does he need to turn into Pele first? He doesn't need a break from people like me, it's not like I've ever booed him or sent him hate mail. As the article says though, he admits he has pissed his career away. Well that's nice, unfortunately he damaged the club I support in the process, am I supposed to shake his hand? He's played a bit better this season since coming back true, but if I am guilty of not giving him a break then I suspect ou are guilty of exaggerating his worth. For the money he's on, we should have a player like Lampard, but instead we get Dyer. It's not his fault he's overpaid of course but consider the contrast between him and Lampard since their infamous sex video. Dyer only has himself to blame and I'm not surprised many people feel short-changed. You can't blame the lad for not being as good as Lampard. Just because they came into contact with one another's jizz it doesn't mean they have to share footballing skills too. What did he do to damage the club btw? If you say pissed in the street I'm gonna hit you.

Alex sounds about as interested in IT as I am in accountancy.

On the bright side, he will lose a few pounds. He'll probably want it thrown in the oven for a post-op snack tbh. Waste not, want not and all that.

Nicely pre-empted there. Doesn't mean that people being sceptical about that article are wrong though. In the face of the evidence I would say so, yeah. If not wrong then unnecessarily sceptical. He's worked fucking hard to sort out his injury problems, and he's one of the few players who's looked arsed on the pitch this season. Will he ever get a break from the "haters" or does he need to turn into Pele first?

Funny you should say that but the opening post for this article on NO slates him for what he says in the interview AND for accepting an improved contract from the club. You can see how someone who didn't have their head screwed on would go down exactly the route he describes in the interview - come to Newcastle, get paid a fortune, get worshipped on nights out.....all of a sudden football seems secondary to everything else. I'm just glad he seems to have come to his senses, and this time it's not just soundbites - injuries look to have been sorted and he's never short of effort on the pitch. In fact, the two who get slated the most - him and Parker - are two of the players that look most like they give a shit imo.