Gemmill

"At the time, I was completely convinced that Souness v Keegan was absolutely no contest. We had the best manager by far, the one who was going to take us places, and the scousers had boobed and been totally deceived by his record and achievements in a league of no competition. Over the years, circumstances have proved differently. While personally I think Keegan has never been the same since he left us, and if he had stayed the sky would have been the limit, Souness has gained experience, adapted his approach to players ie management style and became IMO a top boss." tbh.

Nice one Gol. Oh and Leazes, hands off Graeme, he's mine!

His heart is, without question, in the right place. Your other comments are, I assume, just sarcasm? No, if any poster on a toon mb has achieved cult status, it's Leazes Mag. Aye but he has only achieved this status because he is seen as a figure of fun, its not out of respect. eeer.....its not really my fault that so many of you are idiots who pay no attention to the lessons of history, and for some reason aren't clever enough to realise that replacing the board of NUFC with a worse one is perfectly possible. As for the comments on Souness.....I believe many people on here have said that there is nothing wrong with wanting someone to succeed, despite wishing they had appointed someone else.....the biggest wankers are surely people like Gemma etc who still think we are better off without the players he sold and also those who backed him spending all that cash on expensive foreigners. Its called learning from mistakes. No no no, let's have it right. You have long claimed that you knew from day one that Souness was the wrong man for us. Well actually it turns out that you thought he was a "top boss" up until he upset you by upsetting Bellamy. Nice diversion tactics, but they aren't working. Gol/Craig, give Leazes the I Love Graeme badge that I used to have.

Who you gonna call? Mouse busters!

My mate who beat his resident mouse to death with a chair leg is available on a consultancy basis if you're interested. That's a nightmare though - I don't think I could sleep in there knowing there's a mouse in it. Does cheese on a mousetrap not work then? Strip the bed and stick it next to the hole in the mattress.

The Prestige. Good stuff.

Always used to sign Collins on the early Championship Manager releases.

Nice, out of interest how much did you pay? £74.99 with postage from Natterjacks.com only place I could find em in my size Where are you mooring them? Just off the Millennium Bridge, silly! Probably just dangles his legs off his balcony to put them on an'all.

One of the best TV shows ever. Shame it has to end. I might start re-watching the lot from the beginning.

Nice, out of interest how much did you pay? £74.99 with postage from Natterjacks.com only place I could find em in my size Where are you mooring them?

Aye I thought the wedding was meant to still be on. If there's any truth in all the rumours he should just get rid asap and leave Liverpool for somewhere on the continent. Re nasty songs about footballers - I remember Kevin Phillips visibly wilting when the "Makin shagged your wife" chant went round SJP. Felt a bit sorry for him like.

Should this not be in the Nerd Forum?

Are we to assume then that "Scottish fuckpig" is a term of endearment?

I wouldn't have thought it possible for LM's credibility on here to fall any further. I was wrong. Oh dear. This is fucking HILARIOUS.

No concerns whatsoever about relegation this season. Next season we could well be in the mix though.

Not worth getting yourself worked up over tbh. The players clearly couldn't give a fuck that's for sure. Listening to the commentary on the radio today and after the match the co-commentator was saying "As an ex pro, I have ALWAYS maintained that professional footballers would never just go through the motions on the pitch. Well after seeing a lot of NUFC this season, I'm starting to seriously doubt whether that's actually true." Not good enough. Clueless manager, and a bunch of pisstaking arseholes on the pitch. We are creating problems for ourselves by paying these people far too much to try and convince them that NUFC is the place for them. All it does is breed complacency - they know they're set financially, on long contracts, and can knock back offers from other clubs and still pick up enormous wages. There's no motivation there for them to perform, so they just take the piss and go through the motions. Play shit then tell Alan Oliver "Oh we're so disappointed to have let the fans down again." Aye whatever. If I was Roeder at half time today I'd have been saying to that lot "There are people out there in that crowd that were also in Holland watching you lot on Thursday night. Are you really going to serve more shit and another defeat up for them to watch? Get out there and earn your wages." It's the sort of thing you would expect to motivate, but tbh I don't even know if it would work with our band of superstars. Sick of the twats at the minute tbh.

Stop typing "naked men" into Google and you won't stumble across stuff like that.

I don't have an argument, just a sat nav. You're the one twittering on about them being the devil's work. By the way, this from earlier in the thread: "Tell me he hasn't wasted his money on one? " ...followed by: "BTW, I do actually have a sat-nav system myself - I can just count on one hand the amount of times I've used it" Oh dear.

Go Greased Lightning! Happy Birthday!

Seriously. I don't know the full story, but you can just see the dozy cock setting sail for home in it. "Taxi? Fuck the taxi. I'm going by pedalo."

I agree. Not life changing in the slightest. Very handy when you're going somewhere new and don't want to fuck about with maps, but that's about the size of it.

Craig you are so full of shit on this issue tbh. OMG SAT NAV RUINED MY A ROAD!!111 They're an easy alternative to reading a map, nothing more. If people find an alternative route to a particular destination, so what? What are you doing on these A-Roads to see all this traffic anyway? Surely you're not causing congestion the same as the dreaded sat-nav users. Or are you seriously citing the view from your office window as evidence that sat navs are a menace to society?

Flintoff dropped for today's game. Apparently was out pissed with Anderson and a few of the others after the defeat to NZ and had to be rescued from a pedalo or something. What was all that after the Ashes about never hearing of the cricket lads misbehaving themselves the way footballers do?

Not really if it would still leave him on £2.5m a year. It's a hefty paycut, yeah, but Champions League football, and an end to what has been a nightmare time? I'd take it tbh.

Just been round my mate's house. Am home and going to bed. Fucking knackered.