Gemmill

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? Tell me he hasn't wasted his money on one? don't think they're a waste of money at all. I think that a lot of people who buy them don't use them properly and in doing so, piss off the rest of the people on the road... Personally I think they're an invention for people who either have no sense of direction or can't read a map. And the procurement of one is an indication that you think you're in that category. Is a calculator only used by someone incapable of basic mathematics? No, they just make things easier. Why piss about with a map when I can type an address into a sat nav and just follow instructions on the go? The net result is the same with zero hassle for me.

Nice to see Citeh winning today. First cos it was against Boro, and second, cos they don't now play us having not won in forever. Cos we all know what that usually means.

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? I've told you, when you pass your test, then you can give me directions. *waits for EXPLOSION*

He actually posts on that board as both Leazes Mag AND NE5. http://z3.invisionfree.com/NUFCforum/index...?showtopic=2468

On the contrary, I think we overestimated it. Which is why we didn't bother attacking you until we were 2-0 down.

Done.

That picture still makes me laugh every time like.

"I've missed a few of these euro games through not being able to get up to Newcastle." Leazes = Southerner. FACT!

It's foolish not to give Keane credit where it's due though. He came in with an effective 12 point handicap and might win automatic promotion. Rumours are they'll have a lot to spend if they are promoted, and Keane will be able to attract players, unlike Roeder. I think he's doing an excellent job, but I'm not too concerned about them immediately bursting onto the Premiership scene. Not at the minute anyway. We'll see.

I hope they don't get up after the volley of texts I got from my sister's mackem twat boyfriend. As for them coming up and beating us - they're still scraping home draws against the likes of Stoke at home. They're still a long way from being a premiership outfit.

What a twat he is. That's him not using injuries as an excuse again btw, in case you didn't notice.

and how many times have you seen NUFC play, from Northern Ireland, you stupid twat I am pleased for you that you think being knocked out of a european competition is far more a disgrace than the 86 clubs who didn't even qualify .... What an arsehole. Never mind. Your bum chums will no doubt defend you tomorrow, as they are as stupid as you..... You fucking tit. Is SLP from North Shields, Northern Ireland then? There you go again, wittering about 86 other clubs. "86 other clubs in the league would fucking LOVE to get the chance to bend over and part their cheeks for Louis Van Gaal. Just think yourself lucky we were even in a position to do that!" That's the extent of your ambition for this club.

"Mmmm. Me kick ball good. Me kick ball long." Thick as fucking pigs cack, that lad. But as I've said countless times, someone should be taking him to one side and telling him off for it. He's either being encouraged to do it, or he's not being discouraged from doing it. Either way it's the fault of the coaches that it's not getting put right.

Sad watching Keegan in the interview at the end like. Especially when you know what went on when he came back as manager and that. Even more so when you look at the cockmuncher we've got in charge at the minute.

Aye, I'm off to bed an'all.

It's us v Brighton. Keegan, Beardsley, Waddle, Roeder ( ).

Get in Chrissy Waddle.

Did you used to be Big Ted? Or is that someone else?

Not just that Gemma....The WAY he fucking stands.... Aye, stands there, looking studious, offering wise words like "Pass the ball", "Score a goal", "Don't let them score", "Glenn Roeder sits down for no man". "I model my style on Arsene Wenger". Do not make me laugh you speccy cockney bellend.

Nice one!

Nope. We're going all guns blazing for mediocrity, and Glenn fits the bill perfectly as our manager. "Steadying the ship". Also known as "Settling for mediocrity." He should be gone. If I was that bloke's boss watching him stand on that touchline tonight with not the first fucking clue what to do to turn things around in a match that we looked like losing from minute one, I would be fuming. Shepherd will do nothing to put things right.

Formula one?! Fuck off Ryder you hairspray headed tit.

Mourinho blatantly learned that arrogant "I sink so" from Van Gaal.

Townsend just backed the fucking tactics truck right over Titus there.

Fuck me, that clip that they've shown there of Bramble running round the left of that group of players to chase his marker. Thick as fucking mince that lad. Andy Townsend absolutely spot on.