Gemmill

We REALLY need to get to half time just 1 nil down or we could get completely bummed.

Bramble pulverised that kid's balls.

We're gonna blow it, aren't we. This has got major NUFC disappointment written all over it.

That elbow was shocking mind. UEFA will no doubt be reviewing the video of that one.

Van Gaal such a cockmuncher. If we score I hope Roeder slides into his technical area and gives him the chinny wreck-ons.

Fuck. Could be a long night this.

McCutcheon.

Makes perfect sense tbh.

Happy birthday, mister.

Disconnect your computer from the internet and you'll have it done in no time at all. I've just handed a plastic surgery project in, the amount of time I wasted on the web is ridiculous. I'd be too busy looking at the before and after pictures of boobs in the textbook to bother with the web.

Cut your fingernails too, you fucking ponce.

I finished my working week at 4.30 on Tuesday, didn't feel the need to have to broadcast that fact though Aye, cos you're bent!

I thought that started off very well, but the ending I thought was complete and utter arse. Agreed. The idea was good, but it was if they thought "Right, great setup. Now what do we do?".

Blatantly! Less than an hour of my working week left now, kids.

I'm the one doing the walking. She's doing some sort of experiment and needs a "Lab Rat" to walk I think. Hopefully get to be covered in pingpong balls. The missing link tbh.

Students man. You know not to lend the twat cash again. Or if he's desperate for a loan at the pub or whatever, tell him yep, no problem, then get your cheque book out.

Gait test? As in check his walking style?

They would be better off ditching McDonald and Slaven and getting replacements for them than replacing Gates. McDonald might have scored goals for Newcastle, but he's an exceedingly boring man.

Oh listen to this - apparently the current protocol is that you have to go through 2 episodes of mind-numbing pain and looking like a frigging hamster before they then deem it necessary to refer you to have them out. Despite initial x-rays showing that both wisdom teeth on my bottom jaw are growing into my jawbone and will need digging out with a fucking pneumatic drill/ hammer and chisel combo. Ratfannnnns!

For me anyway. Another day off tomorrow.

Have they still not got you an appointment at the dental hospital yet? I tell you what, that NHS.....

Blatant mount attempt.

How did he manage that? Were you trying to mount him, or was he kicking off from the side?

I've got a Jim Dunlop Crybaby and a Boss Chorus pedal an'all. Might hoy them on there too.