Gemmill

Well I don't drink. And I don't think any jobs better than another job really. It's whats going to make you happy at the end of the day. As long as I've got a steady income coming in to support me and my lass who is in her third year of uni, than thats fine. I'm currently unhappy in the line of work I'm in, and I've always wanted to be a postie. Like a grown up version of a paperboy I guess. I like working outdoors, It will be good exercise, and the moneys not bad at all. You should be considering long term prospects though, mate. The money mightn't look so good 10 years from now if all you've had is inflationary payrises in the meantime. I'm not having a go btw, and I have no idea of the structure or scope for advancement, but I can't really see how there would be any as a postie?

You tell me. It's you that thinks there is one. I'm well aware they hit the buildings, I also think they brought the buildings down. Naive of me, I know when you have internet evidence to prove otherwise Seriously, what the fuck are you on about? The planes and the explosives are now unrelated? A horrible coincidence though, don't you think? Or are you saying that a member of "they" just happened to be eating pancakes across from the towers when the planes hit, and was given the message to go and dump some explosives in the basement? Explosives which he'd taken to breakfast with him. As for "You can't refute this as there is no evidence either way is there", there are lots of things that can't be refuted, Parky, but that doesn't make them a plausible argument ffs. For simpletons......The people who laid the charges might have been totally unconnected to the hijackers..Is that rocket science in your book? Not rocket science, no, but bordering on science fiction. Why? I think the onus is on you to supply the info behind this theory tbh Parky That's not Parky's job tbf. He offers up the crazy theories then stands incredulous when we laugh at them.

1. Stacking the shelves in the Spar on Coatsworth Road. 2. Barman in the Bentinck in Hebburn 3. Barman in Bliss in the town 4. Cashier in Gus Carter's bookies. 5. Accountant.

You tell me. It's you that thinks there is one. I'm well aware they hit the buildings, I also think they brought the buildings down. Naive of me, I know when you have internet evidence to prove otherwise Seriously, what the fuck are you on about? The planes and the explosives are now unrelated? A horrible coincidence though, don't you think? Or are you saying that a member of "they" just happened to be eating pancakes across from the towers when the planes hit, and was given the message to go and dump some explosives in the basement? Explosives which he'd taken to breakfast with him. As for "You can't refute this as there is no evidence either way is there", there are lots of things that can't be refuted, Parky, but that doesn't make them a plausible argument ffs. For simpletons......The people who laid the charges might have been totally unconnected to the hijackers..Is that rocket science in your book? Not rocket science, no, but bordering on science fiction.

I'm not sure he is tbh. It would be nice if he was like, but his arsey comments about me earlier in the thread suggests to me that he's bristling at the fact that there are so many holes in his ridiculous theory and he's finding it hard to come to terms with.

You tell me. It's you that thinks there is one. I'm well aware they hit the buildings, I also think they brought the buildings down. Naive of me, I know when you have internet evidence to prove otherwise Seriously, what the fuck are you on about? The planes and the explosives are now unrelated? A horrible coincidence though, don't you think? Or are you saying that a member of "they" just happened to be eating pancakes across from the towers when the planes hit, and was given the message to go and dump some explosives in the basement? Explosives which he'd taken to breakfast with him. As for "You can't refute this as there is no evidence either way is there", there are lots of things that can't be refuted, Parky, but that doesn't make them a plausible argument ffs.

Haha, Parky getting arsey because he's been completely fucked over by everyone in this thread and hasn't got a leg to stand on with his silly conspiracy theories. By the way, where's the satire in asking how they managed to convince an airline to go along with their lies? What's satirical about wondering what happened to the passengers of a flight which seemingly now didn't crash at all? How did they make a missile look like an aeroplane on air traffic control radars? Is that satire or just a valid question? No satire Parky, just yet more questions that you haven't got a clue how to answer. Assumptions based on the usual nonsense. Saying it is doesn't make it so...If you would like I could embarass you? Go on then. You've embarrassed yourself for the last 14 pages of this thread, so if I can do anything to take the heat off, go for it. By the way, just so we set out the ground rules in advance, for you to embarrass me you're going to need to provide some serious evidence that a missile hit the Pentagon, that explosives brought down the towers, and answer all of the questions that I and others have raised in this thread about how that would be possible and what happened to the plane, the airline, the passengers, the mobile phone calls etc. etc. If you're going to post another link to some crackpot website, and then dodge any and all questions pointed in your direction then I'm afraid that's not going to do the trick.

Haha, Parky getting arsey because he's been completely fucked over by everyone in this thread and hasn't got a leg to stand on with his silly conspiracy theories. By the way, where's the satire in asking how they managed to convince an airline to go along with their lies? What's satirical about wondering what happened to the passengers of a flight which seemingly now didn't crash at all? How did they make a missile look like an aeroplane on air traffic control radars? Is that satire or just a valid question? No satire Parky, just yet more questions that you haven't got a clue how to answer.

What's with the matching of locations with smells? And surely Lynx Africa would suffice for a night out in Consett.

Don't forget the airline in all of this. They have to be complicit in the disappearance of the plane. They would also have had to mock up any air traffic control messages from the pilot as well. And presumably somehow they managed to make a missile look as big as a plane on the ATC radars. Oh, and it would have to travel as slowly as a plane as well. And on the original plane's flight path. And where are the passengers? Were they exterminated? I definitely think the conspiracy theorists have the upper hand in all of this.

What you should have been saying was "Hawheehawheehaw! Ze mighty English spit on Ze French pigdogs!" See if that defused their tempers.

Colmans in South Shields is supposed to be fantastic. On Ocean Road.

A fish pun thread. Great!

Totally agree. Didn't see the game, but I heard rave reports on the radio this morning. Thing is, even if he wasn't better than the likes of Lennon and SWP he should have been kept as a squad player for the wealth of experience he brought (what is it, 94 caps?). The fact that he actually is better than them makes it just a ridiculous decision from that utter fuckwit in charge of the national team. I know people will say that it's hard to feel sorry for Beckham when he's got all that cash blah blah, but of the recent English set-up, he's the one that I've always thought was really proud to be playing for his country and didn't just see it as a footballing status symbol like some of the tossers, who I think just feel that it makes them a bigger star. So I do feel sorry for him cos I think he'll be gutted not to be getting picked any more, and not to have made it to 100 caps.

If I hadn't said it, someone else would. I know from past experience of this place.

You'd have think they'd have got over it by now! Reminiscent of HTT's comment about too much being made of Hitler's hatred of Jews Except I was joking. That was incredible though. "They totally overdid his hatred of the jews." How do you overdo 6 million dead jews, I wonder? Anyone replying to this with "put them on a higher gas mark" is fucking SICK btw!

You'd have think they'd have got over it by now! Reminiscent of HTT's comment about too much being made of Hitler's hatred of Jews Except I was joking. That was incredible though. "They totally overdid his hatred of the jews." How do you overdo 6 million dead jews, I wonder?

You'd have think they'd have got over it by now!

The Catholic Church's greatest practical joke? "Yeah seriously, you've gotta stick ash on your head. Mm-hmm. Yep. All day, that's right....*snigger*" . . . . . "You're not gonna believe this, they're actually fucking doing it!"

SLP is browsing, the little Catholic hom!

When's the Easter bank holiday this year? You've gotta love Easter weekend. Especially when you're as religious as me.

Denim and Hero. Two class names. Pagan Man as well.

I had some of that when I was about 12. Insignia's got everything, shampoo to shower gel. Deodorant, aftershave, one all-over smell. Now it's newwwww Insignia, and it's all over town. Something like that anyway.

It's fucking horrible - I think from about 14-15 I probably used Lynx until I realised it was for bamps. Remember when Kouros was all the rage btw? That stuff fucking minged! Dead strong.

With mind control apparatus and amnesia guns only one person would need to be involved, if that. It's the MIBs.....huh....Here come the MIBs!