Gemmill

Saw a lad in Tesco a couple of weeks ago. Normal looking lad. Dressed normally. Turns around and he's got a tribal tattoo on his fucking nose. Nothing anywhere else on his face, just this stupid looking thing on his nose. What a tit!

Crotchless babygrows on sale at the Boro club shop tbh.

Roeder is nowhere near Souness with his moronic and selfish risking of players to save his own worthless hide, which was disgracefull, but on the Shola issue i'm afraid Glenn was taking the piss. The poor lad could barely stand towards the end yet he was sill out on the ptich! I'm not knocking Shola for wanting to have a go, but the manager should have know better and as people said at the time, they either wouldn't have tried it with a Shearer/Owen or those players would have told them to piss off! On the Owen issue all they are saying is they're working him hard, and they're doing that within the confines of what he should be doing at this stage in his rehabilitation, so i ahve no problems at all with that. And more pleasing is the mentions that they have also been working on his hamstrings at the same time to try and get him right back to his very best. The work with Dyer has seemingly been excellent, because freak injuries aside (getting hit in the eye and cutting his leg open!) he seems to be getting through games without some muscle or other going at any given time! The thing with Shola is that his abilites and right to a place in the squad, let alone team, are often criticised. For once in his career he was the main striker, and even MattM4 would agree he was doing a fairly decent job of it. You can't blame him for wanting to play on. I think you'll find you're wrong on the bit in bold.

I can't hear that song and keep a straight face.

All sounds a bit Stand By Me to me. "Blood brothers!"

Quoting from comedy shows is for geeks though. Quoting from Seinfeld is for geeks. Because only geeks watch it. But at least none of those geeks have surreptitiously signed up to a Newcastle forum as The Soup Nazi. But the Will Ferrell DVD isn't the exclusive domain of geeks, so I'm in the clear. And besides, it's a funny name.

Deleted it from my Sky + last night tbh. It was good though, definitely worth seeing.

How desperate is some of Patrokles' rationalising of stuff Roeder has done. Asking for "one last push" from a player booked in for surgery was fucking moronic, unfair to the player, and pretty irresponsible however you want to look at it. Not according to Patrokles though.

Was I thinking of Nancy Drew then? Or is Judy Blume mystery stuff? Anyway, never mind it's a secret, Lennon. I'm going to have to assume he's converted to mackem in the absence of any info to the contrary, and given the amount of time he's spending over there.

Quoting from comedy shows is for geeks though. Quoting from Seinfeld is for geeks. Because only geeks watch it.

"It's a funny name."

Who on here has pissed on his chips? [\paranoid] Nobody. He's absolutely fine and will return soon. What's the craic like? Have you been investimagating Judy Blume style?

Top two threads on here are all about me. You lot can't get enough tbh.

Yet again I fully expected this to be about him dying. There should be a rule about threads where the title is just somebody's name.

He's on the SMB exclusively. What a la-hooser!

The photos are imageshack'd. Just report them as inappropriate or whatever, and they'll take them down.

Ta, thing is, I actually really like those pics and because I know her, I still think the world of her. Aye, she's got his hands/massive feet but she's still perfect to me in every way. Whose hands?

Elliott.

There's something not quite right about her photo going up on here so that people can abuse her tbh. Attack of the morals.

You calling smogger a cock like?

What's the etiquette here then? Can we take the piss as much as possible or should we show some sympathy? Seems like Gemmill's already made his mind up on the matter though. Jesus I didn't think I was being nasty or owt tbh. I'm just messing on with the lad. The alternative is trying to give him "it'll get better" patter which I'm sure he's fucking sick of hearing.

I don't like her outfit much [/bitch]

Nobby, are they both yours? The same thing in different fonts? Have you got it in comic sans somewhere else?

Nice rash.

Long limbed though. Arms like a chimpanzee iirc.