Gemmill

How old is this man? My sister's mackem boyfriend sent me it the other day but obviously aimed at Newcastle. He also sent me one about a black kid with no arms and no legs winning a fancy dress contest by sticking a piece of string up his arse and going as a conker. I think I may need to speak to my sister.

Understandable really though Sammy. If I wasn't me, I would miss me posting on here too. In fact, I am me, and I feel for you all when I'm not posting.

I get paid decent money (I put "earn" initially and changed it to "get paid" ) but my job is shite. Really fucking boring. Having said that, I think I'm just one of those people who is never going to enjoy work too much - 10 years I've been doing it for now, and it's pretty much always been shite (hence the time spent pissing about). So I'll stick with the good money and the crap job tbh. Besides, I've got too much debt to take a paycut now, even if I wanted to. With any luck once I get them sorted and start putting some away, I'll be able to retire early(ish).

Sorry ladies, I know you pine for me when I'm not on here as much. Yesterday I was in a meeting from about half 9 til about 1. I discovered that the day passes a lot quicker when you have work to do. I shall endeavour to keep my posting rate up to a level acceptable to Jonathan2Twats. :D

I used to live in Hebburn. Do you drink in Dougies Tavern and all that malarkey? When I was 14. Christ man, I went in there when I was 19 and I must have been the oldest person in there. Aye I haven't been since I lived there which was probably when I was about 21 or whatever.

No soup for you. Only us Seinfeldophiles will get that. Proving my point that only geeks actually like it. "Oooo we've got an inside Seinfeld joke!"

My dad works 4 on/4 off as a chief engineer on oil rigs. Whines like fuck about it, but at the end of the day he gets half the year off. Good luck anyway, hope you get the job.

Have PM'd you, Rent boy!

Away from your current employer? Good luck! You were saying you'd been there a while the other day iirc?

Bit late now. I was gonna post it yesterday an'all, but never got round to it.

I used to live in Hebburn. Do you drink in Dougies Tavern and all that malarkey?

We've been through this before an it was unanimously decided you were talking out your arse. Unanimous from all the geeks that like Seinfeld, yes. Watch CYE anyway, it's actually funny. And it doesn't have that prick Jerry Seinfeld in it.

On the news yesterday they were saying don't travel if you don't have a ticket, cos you ain't getting in.

CYE >>>>>>>>>>>> Seinfeld. Seinfeld is fucking shite man.

Taxidermy? It is a stupid idea though. Makes Shepherd the biggest bumlicker on the planet as well. "Alan. Look what I've done for you Alan. I did that for you Alan. You look lush in stone Alan."

Sounds like it..... I think they've over-milked what was a good idea fwiw, but nothing compared to Lost or even Shameless. I was actually, so there! I get tired working so hard though.

Fell asleep halfway through last night's, but I was enjoying it. It's Sky+'d.

Happy Valentine's, everyone.

Welcome to the board.

Blatantly unfairly blaming it on the dog tbh.

I can't quite believe that we've got a Newcastle and an Everton fan arguing over whether a song "belongs" to Liverpool or Celtic. Who gives a shite. Boring. No one's going to win, and I can't believe anyone cares enough to try ffs.

What a clueless twat That was April 1989. Celtic have been singing since the 60's and many sources suggest after the film Carousel in 1958. Twat describes you adequately it's fair to say. Again, but as you aren't any good at providing sources for your made up fantasies I won't hold my breath while waiting, can you provide a source to your 1958 comment> Surely, as has already been suggested, they would have sung it at their European Cup Final. Still no source? You are one of the stupidest, bigotted fans I've come across and appear to add made up tales in the hope it adds weight to your little stories. That's no way to speak to yourself!

http://football.guardian.co.uk/news/thekno...,912750,00.html No idea why I googled that cos I honestly couldn't give a fuck.