Gemmill

I don't remember much other than her being lanky and blonde tbh. Even then she wasn't in your league when it came to lankiness.

That business with Shola was shocking. I remember Roeder wittering on about getting "one last burst" out of him or something. The lad was fucking booked in for surgery at the time.

Rome is very graphic if that's what you mean. Nah, I meant Prison Break. I think. Nah, Oz is the graphic one. Prison Break is on normal US TV so it's pretty sanitised.

Call Tesco up and go mental at them and they'll refund your money and you'll have a free laptop. They gave me a refund when they didn't deliver it next day when they promised they would and then two days later the laptop turned up as well so everyone's a winner (apart from Tesco obviously). And integrity/honesty/worth. So you would have phoned them up and asked to give them back their £550 would you? Of course we all know that Tesco are full of integrity, honesty and worth and had the boot been on the other foot would have immediately rectified their error. As has been pointed out, its the insurance company that will the pay the price (as well as the courier who probably thought he was doing S-O a favour). And what will that mean? Increased premiums and more declined applications from rightful claims. You can't justify theft as being morally acceptable becuase it's against a large company. It's an absolute wrong which always has consequences for other people. If S-O goes ahead with this, it will serve him right if they become suspicious and track the serial number one day. What he's planning to do is no better than someone going into his porch and, well, nicking a laptop. What I did didn't involve insurance companies at all and I have no remorse whatsoever about getting one over on a huge multinational which has adopted a strategy of deliberately trying to put smaller companies out of business. I can see your point about getting the courier in shit where he was only trying to do SMO a favour but as for it being 'morally' right I don't think Tesco have a leg to stand on when it comes to morals. You're like a modern day Robin Hood.

Prison Break isn't very good tbh. FACT! Started off alright, got snoozetastic very quickly.

Just realised how that sounds. I meant from a "not a nice thing to do" perspective, not cos she's a pig or nowt.

I've seen her and she's not fat. I don't reckon he should put anything up on here though.

Smooth worse than a scouser tbh.

Does she have some kind of speech impediment? Or just a potato fetish? She's blatantly deaf.

"Nice sandwich!"

Not only is he pushing him too hard, but he's making him suck him off after training. Roeder out.

What does ultra vires mean again? I remember that from my company/business law. I just can't remember what it means.

No soup for you. Only us Seinfeldophiles will get that. Listen to the commentary for that episode, the guy is a real bloke who alot of comedy writers around there knew and he went ape when he saw the TV programme. Culminating in Jerry going to his workplace and getting called every name under the sun basically! And of course the actor was then in Scrubs playing, 'the guy who played the soup nazi' another comedy Gemmill no doubt doesn't understand and thus pretends is shite Seriously though, are you actively trying to prove my point that only geeks like Seinfeld?? "Listen to the commentary"....NERD INFO ATTACK!!

"You don't have to be Rob W to proceed directly to a tribunal with the Tax Commissioner. But I am. And I did."

Not without a huge paycut, Craig. Which I can't afford. I'm not arsed anyway, there'll be something decent comes along I'm sure.

Not forgetting: Potential to be out of a job by Christmas if you fail your exams. Check.

Aye I think he was at Ernst and Young in Manchester. Remember having a brief conversation with him on there a few years ago and mentioned PwC. Next day I come into work to an email with the subject "Gemmill?!" from a lad I worked with in Newcastle office (I was in SF at the time) saying "That has to be you, you twat!". Busted!

Would anyone seriously employ this fella as their accountant? My charge-out rate would preclude it. An accountant cooking the books? Well I never.... Anyway, I don't do personal accountant type stuff. It involves too much specific knowledge and keeping on top of changes in tax rules and all that shite. Working for a big company allows me to have a very very vague recollection of the stuff I did in my exams, and coupled with a bit of common sense I'm able to blag my way from one day to the next. Is that an HTT-esque post for "I'm too fucking lazy to do personal accountacy?" HTT-esque? All 3 sentences of it. It's not a question of laziness anyway - if I'm bored now, can you imagine how bored I'd be keeping on top of changes in personal tax rules and allowances. Snoozefest tbh. 7 words would have done! Anyway, need we remind you that you chose accountancy as a career I'm yet to meet any accountant who chose accountancy as a career. You just sort of fall into it then realise after three years that there is no turning back. You've turned to the dark side and the door back to the light is slammed shut. Still at least it ain't tax, now that would be a dull job You an'all then.

Same here. It takes the piss how hard they have me working for the pittance they pay me. Totally takes the piss. Didn't you sell all of the plebs out though and side with management? Not sure if everyone on here knows about GM's Christmas Party brown-nosing. For anyone that missed it, a load of redundancies were announced on the day of GM's Christmas party. He dodged the bullet, then sat next to the axe-wielder at the Christmas Do licking up to her. All of his colleagues now DESPISE him.

Would anyone seriously employ this fella as their accountant? My charge-out rate would preclude it. An accountant cooking the books? Well I never.... Anyway, I don't do personal accountant type stuff. It involves too much specific knowledge and keeping on top of changes in tax rules and all that shite. Working for a big company allows me to have a very very vague recollection of the stuff I did in my exams, and coupled with a bit of common sense I'm able to blag my way from one day to the next. Is that an HTT-esque post for "I'm too fucking lazy to do personal accountacy?" HTT-esque? All 3 sentences of it. It's not a question of laziness anyway - if I'm bored now, can you imagine how bored I'd be keeping on top of changes in personal tax rules and allowances. Snoozefest tbh.

Would anyone seriously employ this fella as their accountant? My charge-out rate would preclude it. An accountant cooking the books? Well I never.... Anyway, I don't do personal accountant type stuff. It involves too much specific knowledge and keeping on top of changes in tax rules and all that shite. Working for a big company allows me to have a very very vague recollection of the stuff I did in my exams, and coupled with a bit of common sense I'm able to blag my way from one day to the next.

You'd heard it before then?

I hope to fuck it wasn't her name. What did you get like? And was it a spur of the moment thing? Accountants don't really suit tattoos.

Hey sorry to hear about that mate. After you spent 6 hours on a train an'all. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Would anyone seriously employ this fella as their accountant? My charge-out rate would preclude it.