Gemmill

You could print off some of your drunken threads off here and challenge the teams to make sense of them. Was the person that wrote this sentence: - a 4 year old? - special ? - from Felling?

I'm on my way to Leeds!

I'm jealous. Get the spicy tuna rolls, whack a little bit of wasabi in your soy sauce til it dissolves, and dip the rolls in it. Class. Don't try to eat the wasabi in lumps - stick it in the soy sauce. If you eat it in lumps you'll not taste anything for the rest of the night.

Hopefully there's a big black bloke waiting to roll out the red carpet to her dad on his arrival in prison.

Didn't know that about her son dropping dead either!?

39 is no age like.

Does it have a really strong taste? I just have this thought of it been really, really strong and me chucking. Nah, it doesn't taste dead fishy or anything tbh.

Go to bed man woman man! Or put Liza Tarbuck on on The Truth About Food.

Nice sushi is fucking great. Haven't had any over here really, but it's something I really miss from living in America. Good for you as well.

Got a lot of time for Gibson, but he's talking shit imo.

They'll get fucking tortured themselves in prison, the animals, and they'll deserve everything that happens to them.

Presuming that's Cloughie as well? Nah, Ferguson.

come with me...wor lad is not too keen *silence*

Aye.

"At the end of this game, the European Cup will be only six feet away from you and you'll not even able to touch it if we lose. And for many of you that will be the closest you will ever get. Don't you dare come back in here without giving your all" Best half-time team talk ever.

Dirty bitch!

Oxymoron, Shirley? No, no, and no again.

I'm in work with one day's growth today. And believe me, I look like an accounting SEX GOD.

Hiding in the belly of a giant Asteroid monster thing? No penisfeatures, accelerating into the snowflakes so they look like stars.

Still none in Gateshead like. It'll come in rush hour and the world will come to a standstill. I'll be doing the Millenium Falcon Hyperspace thing.

In your opinion, Sheriff Fatman!

Fucking hell lads are you really this fussy about your shaving. I get out the shower, hoy on some shaving gel and do the job. Putting the shaving gel on before you've dried yourself to soften up the hairs. Fucking hell man!

Or Gejon's shoes? I'd sooner coat my feet in green shit than wear those things.

I'll give them their dues this time, there was around 4-5 inches around here..... When you know it's gonna snow though, that's fuck all really though craig. If it had been 3 foot of snow or something, I could understand the hysteria. On the news this morning they were telling everyone their journeys to work would be "extremely treacherous". If you can walk in 5 inches of snow I'm fucking sure you can drive in it easy enough.

The mackems' points record would be in threat if this happened, surely? Although Pardew not picking them all that often will help. How many league appearances have they made this season.