Gemmill

I can't help but feel that if you're genuinely a victim of domestic abuse, looking at a picture of that vacuous bitch pretending she's been giving a hiding would be canny fucking annoying.

Bloody hell, what happened to her?

No, you prefer the 'chavtastic' transport medium which is the Metro, don't you? I fucking hate that thing as well. I must travel by that mong cannister a few times a year.

Who mentioned better plans? Out of interest. It was you wasn't it. Yes you've made that up.

You haven't raised any points. You've made pointless references to other clubs that have come out of this transfer window a lot better off than we have in terms of the improvements to their squad. And I would say Spurs went into the window better off to begin with.

:nufc: double wanker

Pork Vale.

I don't do buses.

How would you rate that transfer window performance then Leazes? In the context of the way the last window went too.

NO WAY SWISS BOY! I WON'T LET THAT SHIT SLIDE.

Bit premature for both of them tbh.

If I run into difficulties he looks like he might be susceptible to the jedi mind trick.

I'd fucking lace him tbh. Same weight and one inch shorter. He's fucking dead if he messes with me.

He went to Portsmouth man. Of course he would have come here.

You ARE Roeder's Comical Ali though. If you lot weren't so DOWNRIGHT MEAN to poor Glenn, I wouldn't have to be! Your relationship with Glenn is spookily like Gemmill's relationship with Souness was. Which is why Gemmill is so hard on Roeder - he simply can't forgive him. I was never as accomodating to Souness as Patrokles is to Roeder's shortcomings. I REFUSE to accept it!

Roeder did say that about Campbell though, on that Radio Newcastle phone-in. "We looked into his playing history and we felt he had played too few games in the last couple of seasons."

You ARE Roeder's Comical Ali though.

Prince Akeem tbh. "Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!"

Never heard Campbell express that or heard it reported like. I did hear he wasnt right in the head and that any sane person would not then move to Newcastle to resolve that one. Gemmill it was you who said that No no no, I constructed a Shepherd quote based on the claim, but the claim wasn't initially mine. Not like you to not take the glory. E G O The glory? I responded to a thread in which someone claimed that Shepherd had called Campbell a hom. That it was FUCKING HILARIOUS is beyond my control.

Never heard Campbell express that or heard it reported like. I did hear he wasnt right in the head and that any sane person would not then move to Newcastle to resolve that one. Gemmill it was you who said that No no no, I constructed a Shepherd quote based on the claim, but the claim wasn't initially mine.

Erm.....no.

Who was it who claimed Shepherd called him a hom in the meeting with him?

I'd love to think that was for a laugh, following Renton's comments about the random shit you post. I fear that would be giving you far too much credit though Again, I would not be surprised if people took it literally. The point being, when do we start contracting players ready for the first day of the summer window? Now? In 2 months? In May? Seriously, how far forward does it have to be to be good 'planning' and getting one over on every other manager who seem to be more than able to start and complete deals inside the window. I'll accept having the players in time for the start of pre season training instead of after the season starts for a change. Exactly. That's what pissed me off about Roeder big style last summer. When he took the job one of the first things he was saying was that he couldn't even afford a holiday because he has to assemble the squad for next season. The next thing was that he was off to Turkey for a couple of weeks. Then at some time in July he said that he has to sit together with Fat Fred and draw up a list of players they should go after. The "planning" and concluding of deals just always depends on the circumstances. At the moment Newcastle now too well what type of players they need (I hope they do). So they can look at those players and sound them out or unsettle them. A lot is done behind the scenes. And when it's clear that the opportunity of getting one of your targets arises you have to react. Then it doesn't matter if it is January, April or June. But it shouldn't be July and only under the worst circumstances August 31st. so you'd be happy if Arsene Wenger started having cosy little chats with N'Zogbia in a few months time? Seriously Vic, are you doing this deliberately?

Spot on! They get to meet whever they choose as MOM, and present him with something. So, generally, it's whoever they fancy meeting. Hasn't Milner won it a few times in a row recently? They must be gluttons for punishment. "THE BELLTH ETHMERELDA!"

My favourite is the "I'm not going to go out and sign bad players because that's not the right thing to do." You cannot buy insight like that. This man Roeder knows his shit.