Gemmill

Fortunately my heating sorted itself again or else my house would be unbearably cold at the mo.

I've seen a shark while scuba diving. Just a reef shark though and I gave it a look like I was gonna snap it's fin off, and it sharp legged it.

You're probably right. .....he replied, arching an eyebrow and smiling wryly as he looked up over his glass of Cognac.

Eh? Are you a dwarf?? 6ft 1" No way! Have you been in a concentration camp or something?

Eh? Are you a dwarf??

The Dutch are filthy, aren't they?

Fuck off, nipple-foot.

I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Cadbury World is there as well which probably doesn't help. Your mate could probably have got a job as an oompah loompah. He could be an umpa lumpa in theory, but the reason he couldn't is because he needed this machine and a mask that made him look like Darth Vadar on his head for 12 hours a day, to keep him breathing. He was so fat he needed help breathing. He's not my friend neither he's someone I know that tells everyone he's lost 9 stone with pride but neglects to mention he had his stomach stapled which means it was inevitable anyway. The heaviest I've ever been is 16 and a half stone, my weight goes up and down regularly between 13 and 16 stone, I was actually depressed at my weight when I was 16 and a half and I'm tall, so fuck knows how people who are 30 odd stone must feel. At 30 odd stone the strain on your heart must be pretty close to killing you. That's some weight to get to without remedying the problem. I tend to be anywhere between 14.5 and just over 15. Tall as well like, so it's well hidden...............

That must have been pretty horrific. Scary as fuck. I love Aussies' patter though man. Read his mate's comments: "Eric is a tough boy, he's super-fit.......but I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch."

I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Cadbury World is there as well which probably doesn't help. Your mate could probably have got a job as an oompah loompah.

Fucking hell Vic lad, these threads are shite. Stick to playing the obnoxious teenager.

the shame eating away at you is it? See above. I've said all I'm going to about "shame" in this regard. revenge is a dish best served... ah fuck it, you're not worth it you're no gemmil tbh I'm not sure what you meant by that, so have no idea if it's insult or compliment.

Ordered The Selfish Gene and The God Delusion and want one of the Dawkins geeks to tell me which one to read first, please.

I reckon that's just market rate for British players tbh. Agree on Davenport, but I like the way Curbishley has identified defence as a problem and is doing what it takes to put it right. I just don't buy that there aren't players out there that are available for loan or purchase to improve our defence. When we fucked up in the summer we should have been working for three months on chasing down targets with a view to getting them in in January. Curbishley's been in the job 5 minutes and he's making signings.

Aye, in serious shit. Shame really - I don't like Leeds or their fans, but that's some fall they've taken. Wonder if Papa Smurf will sack Wise or stick with him. Wise and Poyet in charge. Like fucking Bert and Ernie tbh.

Calum Davenport, Lucas Neill, and now a bid for Upson. Maybe Curbishley would be an improvement on Roeder.

Wahlberg was quality in The Departed. Is Scorsese in any danger of finally winning Best Director then? (he still hasn't won, has he?) I've hardly seen any of the things up for nomination.

Aye, he's a Peterborough fan. I just know when he does his afternoon show that when I leave work, I can pick the main football story of the day and Durham will be on the radio when I get in the car making a stupid comment about it - basically taking the minority viewpoint, or taking up his own especially stupid position on the matter and challenging people to ring in and tell him he's wrong. Always the same patter too. "Am I wrong? Am I? I don't think I am and I doubt there's anyone out there that can prove that I am. I'd be VERY surprised if anyone can actually prove I'm wrong." Suddenly, all across the country, some very dim lightbulbs light up above the heads of some very dim people who think they have what it takes to prove Durham wrong. They ring up, start telling him where he's wrong and he talks over them and then cuts them off. It's the same every day.

Durham is a twat, but he's to be pitied really. The bloke makes a living out of winding stupid people up by making idiotic assertions, safe in the knowledge that there will always be someone stupid enough in talksport's listenership to ring in and argue with him. The bloke has zero credibility and nobody with a brain takes him seriously.

It's because nobody is interested in rugby that you haven't heard much about it tbh. Not gonna sell papers, is it?

rubbish, he was mint for UKTV WC commentary. Had that on instead of the regular shite tbh. And he knew more about the players involved Whatever floats your boat mate. Did you actually see any of his WC podcasts though or are you dismissing my commend on them on account of his UKTV commentary?

He's even got the Rocky wobbly gob thing going on.

PWNT!

How cold are those legs man?

He did his World Cup podcasts and looked a broken man tbh.