Gemmill

Seen as all you wankers are on the skive, the very least you could do is post some entertaining stuff to get me through the day. The last couple of days on here have been pathetic in terms of amusement factor. Sort it out, you wankers, I can't keep this place going all by myself.

Where do you work like? Sven Adult Books?

They were good live when I saw them like. Bono is a right little fat bastard though.

I don't need a bog brush man. Never piss on the floor and my shits go straight round the u-bend without touching the sides.

My mam bought me a toilet seat. I got other stuff obviously, but she's been on at me for ages to get a decent toilet seat and I've been ignoring her, so she took it upon herself to get me one for Christmas.

You're both total bitches as well.

*daggers*

[PJ] Go to bed, Catherine [/PJ]

Lazy wenches.

Giles? GILES???

I reckon we'll get nobody of note. I really don't see us coping any better in a one month window than we did in a three month one. Expect to be disappointed.

ASSFACE.

Did anyone see it at the weekend? It was on in the background and I was paying no attention until I realised that this lad was bawling his eyes out on it. For some reason he couldn't handle the pressure of answering a few questions to win a few thousand quid so he had some sort of breakdown on live telly. It was fantastic. Dale Winton didn't know what to do with him, going "Oh come on darling, don't cry. We'll do this together.....give me your hand..." etc. They would go away to someone else and ask them their questions, then when they returned to this lad he was still there, racked with sobs, tears streaming down his face. It should be on any cringeworthy telly of 2006 reviews and that lad should never be allowed to live it down by his mates. And no, I don't make a habit of watching the lottery quiz thing.

I HATE working between Christmas and New Year.

can't stand the IRA supporting 2 faced bastard. And his band is shite as well. woh, hang on, I can cope with folk not liking U2, but U2 nor Bono have ever supported the IRA, ever, the lyrics to Sunday Bloody Sunday, clearly displays the band's disgust the the IRA. LM gets something else SPECTACULARLY wrong.

He does look a bit like his glands are up.

Yeah, because like dipshits they owned up to it. I just wrote 1000 Broadway, San Francisco CA 94121 or something like that. They were none the wiser.

is it because you think he's pretty? The other day I had no lenses/glasses on and was stood at SJP when I saw this bloke walking towards me that I thought was you. I got as far as thinking "The lying fucking bastard hasn't lost any weight at all. In fact he's even fucking bigger than...." before he got close enough for me to realise it wasn't you.

I'd have him here without a second thought tbh.

Pokerstars for me. I don't play play money, but if you're going to get used to somewhere with the intention of playing for real money, it may as well be Stars. And aye, nice hand Matt - just a shame you end up winning knack all with hands like that.

Right up peasepud's alley.

You can just write any old shit tbh. I did last time cos I couldn't remember my mate's address.

Zuma Beach. www.blueandgoldfleet.com to book your trip to Alcatraz. Take the night tour though cos it's better. You'll need to book in advance to be sure of getting it sorted. The whole Nashville - Memphis - New Orleans deep south thing is worth doing as well if you're gonna be there a long while. I went from Nashville to Memphis to Jackson, Mississippi, to somewhere else I can't remember where, then to New Orleans and it was a good laugh. Some fucking WEIRD people knocking about though.

At work an'all. Bored and sick at the fact that every fucker else is off.