Gemmill

I bought way too much food BTW. Pork pie has gone though. And some crisps and olives.

Na. Is that gonna go Reform if it doesn't go to him though? I mean I'll left them have one back for the bantz, I suppose.

These daft cunts aren't getting 13 seats. The spackas that went to bed high on a 13 seat exit poll are gonna wake up in the morning and blame it on pencils at polling booths.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, it's a Labour win in Kilmarnock!

GALLOWAY DOWN! Kinnock pissing himself, calling him repulsive.

Laura K to Kinnock: you've won some seats in Wales, but your vote is actually DOWN!? Tories just came FIFTH in one of the seats she's talking about.

Clive Myrie to Kinnock. Result isn't even in and this cunt's question is: "Are you sure he can deliver for the people who voted Conservative in 2019 and have come back to Labour? These people can't be let down again, can they?" RIP The Labour honeymoon before the results are even in. The political media in this country is a fucking disgrace.

Here's Starmer. Looking like a robot with blusher on. Tremendous work from him though tbf, he deserves all the blusher in the world.

It is ALL these cunts are taking about. Labour winning seats they've not held for nearly 100 years, and the BBC is all "SORRY IM JUST GONNA HAVE TO CUT IN THERE BECAUSE REFORM JUST CAME SECOND IN BARSNLEY!"

Anderson just declared Ashfield the capital of common sense. Well apparently not arsehole.

Looks like this is absolute shenanigans from GB News and Reform. Cooper to increase her majority.

I think the Tories just came 4th in Ashfield.

Lee Anderson has won Ashfield. Shame.

GB News reporting that Reform are saying they've beaten Yvette Cooper. Which would be one of those unexpected gains, and a proper kick in the stotts for Starmer (and Cooper).

Dan Jarvis (Lab) wins one of the Barnsley seats that the exit poll had down for Reform. 8,000 votes ahead of Reform. Apparently Labour is on course to take the other Barnsley seat too (also down as Reform in the exit poll). Don't think Reform are getting 13 seats, unless they get surprise wins elsewhere.

Full recount in Billericay. Apparently 20 votes in it. Sweaty night for Holden.

Sunak to resign tomorrow according to Tim Shipman (Sunday Times).

Labour querying the exit poll as it relates to Reform and saying, based on their data, Reform are not going to win 13 seats.

This would be immense.

Although tbf he got a bit testy at the end pointing at people in his party who don't tell the truth. Shame he waited til now to make his mouth go about it like, when it can just be written off as sour grapes.

Buckland boring the absolute balls off everyone here with his loser speech.

BUCKLAND DOWN! First Lab gain of the night. Swindon South.

If I was Mandelson, if/when Labour hold Hartlepool, I'd be demanding they get botox boy back on to see if he still wants to flap his fucking gums about Reform's big night. Absolutely this btw:

I've had to put C4 off. Dorries won't shut up and she's plainly mental. They've got too many people on at the same time.