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Nah, everyone I was mates with over there was an expat. A couple of the Canadian lads still live there - one of them married a Texan lass, but she wasn't daft so I assume she's not pro Trump. Or maybe she is and she's getting ready to march on her husband's homeland. I went to their wedding, and it was a serious money affair. Her parents hired this huge city hall type building in the centre of Houston and I don't know who exactly was there, but there was security all around the block for it - assume it was big oil men and some Texas politicos. Obviously I left as early as I thought could be considered not rude, which was almost certainly earlier than anyone else would have considered not rude.

He's a fucking piece of shit, this bloke. Anyone who voted for him can fuck off as well, never mind your fucking buyer's remorse cos eggs still cost more than you hoped - if your world view extended beyond the cost of your fucking breakfast, you might not have got yourself and the whole fucking world into this mess.

@spongebob toonpants @PaddockLad @Alex Coming back from a dog walk there, and I've had to do the walk of shame past all the neighbours' houses trying to suppress laughter as Taylor Parkes described a post coital Barry White: "all spaffed out, lying naked and sweaty on his back with his arms spread out, breathing like a racehorse with his slowly detumescing penis lolling over to one side like a boiled leek."

It took you hours to do that? I don't think I would have let you walk to and from school by yourself.

I'm on my third course of antibiotics for the old prostate. Fucking sick of this shit.

CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER

Good luck! I hate this extreme weather shit.

Are you in the path of this cyclone I've just seen about on the news?

Aye £35m for Anderson was considered a canny bit at the time. The lad was an unfancied 4th or 5th option for us.

I hope the surgeon is clued in on the fact that (according to some of you mentalists) the club is lying about which knee is injured.

That's certainly one desperate take you'd go with if you were desperate to try and win an already lost argument.

Also, it's not really that important a part of the pitch. If Murphy gets injured, we really WILL be fucked.

We should pay a crack team of Everton operatives to set off some fireworks, but this time in the Liverpool players' hotel rooms. Get them in there a couple of days early rigging the drawers and cupboards and stuff. Have them turn up to the game WW1 shellshocked.

Infantino is such a fucking whopper.

Get the thread up man, shite thread boy!

Brett Kavanaugh, one of the dissenters. I hear he consulted with his mate Squee. One of the most mental things ever was him at his confirmation hearing talking about "I like beer!" and his frat boy mate Squee.

The most long-winded "you make bad predictions" patter I've seen yet.

@Holden McGroinare you gonna start a thread for the Liverpool match tonight? You're the ultimate hex, it's the least you can do. If Salah breaks his leg you'll he the king of the forum.

I don't know why they would lie about which knee it is.

The little cunt has done us all up like a kipper.

Let's see where the crisis in the team is vs Liverpool at Wembley. I'm gonna go ahead and predict that we might get shown up more at the back than at RW. Howe knew that, it's why he tried to fix it, but even now in the face of a crisis at CB, some of you just won't give it up.

"Nobody could have predicted this situation!" *quotes post from 1st December* "Nobody could have predicted this situation prior to December!"