Gemmill

He's not 6 foot. I'm way more than 3 inches taller than him, with or without heels.

I was gonna put stone in white text so I could pwn your entire arse when you came along and posted it.

31. Look about 21 though.

I had some cash' on on Saturday like. Nobody else did though, the fucking plebs! Manc-mag's upstaged me with his tan brogue brothel-creepers though.

I was taking the piss woman! 37th?

Did no one start a thread for you? Was that your 43rd? You probably don't want a birthday thread tbh - it would look a bit puny next to THIS monster!

And STILL the well-wishers keep coming. Cheers!

The film looks fucking shite! Not really into dragons and that tbh.

Even by the Mail's standards, that's a bit special.

Check the freakishly tall person.

Who'd have thought that all it wanted was a wank off a midget?

not the perfect 6' though is it I think we've established that you aren't 6 foot slaphead!

Cook out just before the end of the day. That's probably the end of that.

Babayaro was fucking desperate. He looked like he'd had a spliff at half time or something. He just kept letting their lad get away from him with the ball while he pointed at something or other. Play to the whistle you fucking mong!

You keep saying you're 6 ft, but I remain unconvinced. Look about 5 10 to me. I think you are right Gemmill, my first reaction on meeting Fish was that I was a good 15/16ths of an inch taller tbh. I am absolutely, bang on, spot on, exactly 6' Scott thinks I'm shorter simply because he wears high heels You are quite simply not 6'. I was actually accused of wearing heels last night.......by the OTHER posters who lie about their height and couldn't grasp why I was so much taller than them. I'm 6ft 3. No lies.

Bugger, Bell gone on 87. 170-2.

Aye looks like they're at least gonna make a go of it. I thought they'd be for 6 or 7 by the time I woke up.

8. Good luck mate.

omgh my fninghertipss hvae tunred nto hammaz!11111

was not out last night soz...and I don't drink in the hoose !! You may look forward to some drunken ramblings tonight tho from the "Toontastic Xmas Pissup " herd Tenner says none of us type like a retard though.

Don't know. I was very critical about the amount of muscle injuries under Souness and thought they must come for a bad training regime/pre-match preparation. Now we have a lot of injuries that come from challenges in matches, e.g. N'Zogbia, Emre, Parker, Bramble or a freak incident like in the case of Dyer. This time it rather really looks like bad luck to me and not as a self-made problem. Agreed.

Good. Wife is seriously ill tbh, although you didn't know that. Is that right? I didn't hear that.

Number one tallest werepig btw. FACT!

Ashley Giles has flown home apparently. Breaking news.

At the last place I worked there were a load of Spanish and Italians there. Whilst I never actually entered the women's toilets ( ) I have it on good authority that at least one of the Italian lasses would deposit a hawked greb into the sink whenever she went to the bog. Fucking rank!