Gemmill

The irony of this comment. Fucking incredible.

Your shits must be like granite.

No. I don't tend to spit as a rule. Oh I've just twigged that some tit will come along and say that I must swallow. Spoilt that for you, didn't I, dickhead!

6 ft 3 and fucking nails with it.

Correct. No to alcopops though. Fucking rank sickly sweet shit.

BBC reporting that UBS have pulled out which scuppers the deal. Sewpa.

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face. A.A.Milne is turning in his grave, not even Eeyore is as much a grouch as Renton today. I've seen statues with more joi de vivre Gargoyles, even! Thems the buggers I had the word Gorgon running about my head and couldn't shake it... clearly was thinking of Gargoyles though. wonder why I had Gorgons in my head..... Gorgon Ramsey Shut it you or you're getting a Byker hand shake. That's blatantly a wank.

Prove it buy the drinks for the entirety of the piss up. Don't be foolish! Although I have randomly been paid 4 days early for some reason. Renton has taken a mauling on here today btw. Serves him right for trying to suggest I was some kind of hom.

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face. A.A.Milne is turning in his grave, not even Eeyore is as much a grouch as Renton today. I've seen statues with more joi de vivre Gargoyles, even!

Je ne tight pas. FACT!

If I was tight I wouldn't be decked out in cash'.

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face.

Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. So long as she doesn't stretch his cashmere jumper... Nobody stretches the cash'.

He's a right twat with a hangover isn't he? If he turns up like this tomorrow I'll chin him AND his wife!

Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. You've seen me interact? I am under the thumb a bit but even I draw the line at laundry! Yes, interact. Basically, I've seen your wife say "frog" and I've seen you jump.

Bring them tomorrow and I'll wrap them for you. That's a joke, you dickheads!

Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term.

If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes.

Effeminate then. Fully-functioning tbh.

The stereotype of the grunting Northern male is alive and kicking on this board. I'm gay because I don't piss on the floor when I go to the toilet, I can wash my clothes, and I own the odd cashmere jumper.

Eh, how do you make that one out? He's admitted to wearing, and laundering, cashmeres ffs! I've got some cashmere jumpers, cocknose! Hardly cause for abuse. I'll wear one tomorrow if you like, just so you can check me out in it. Just cos you're too plebby for a bit of luxury wool. Wearing jumpers is gay, let alone ones made of cashmere. You'd fucking know, Larry Grayson!

Hands where I can see them, you drunken hoodie scummer!

Ooo, I wonder if mines got one of them I was gonna wear it tomorrow, hence the need for it to be washed But thanks Make sure you turn it inside out or you'll be coming tomorrow looking like one of the cat's furballs. does anybody else find this sort of knowledge in a man disturbing or is it just me ?? Not all of us go around in scabby hooded tops, woman. I had a reason for wearing that !!! you mincer Hickies?

Eh, how do you make that one out? He's admitted to wearing, and laundering, cashmeres ffs! I've got some cashmere jumpers, cocknose! Hardly cause for abuse. I'll wear one tomorrow if you like, just so you can check me out in it. Just cos you're too plebby for a bit of luxury wool.

I concur. Nothing wrong with not being a complete arsewit when it comes to operating a washer, tbh.