Gemmill

What's it about?

If I'd done everything else that it's possible for a human being to do, and there was only this left, I'd still need some further convincing to actually go ahead with it.

Shouldnt have bothered with a law degree tbh. Thats bob on. Including the bit about students. Bear in mind as well, T-Keith, your landlord can't re-rent this house with no central heating as no one would be interested, so it's in his best interests to get it sorted before you lot get to the point of telling him to fuck off. But he won't do anything without a significant level of hassle from you (he's probably enjoying the thought of you students living in the cold ). Ring him, tell him you can arrange for someone to be in whenever he sends an engineer/plumber/whatever in, and tell him you want someone out by the weekend - or at least a firm arrangement in place for someone to come out next week. Tell him that unless this is sorted you'll be going to the Citizens Advice Bureau to discuss the legal ramifications of withholding rent. Basically, unless you hassle the bloke, he'll do nowt.

Personally I would be on the phone to him constantly pestering him about sorting it out, and explaining that I didn't feel that I should pay any rent unless he kept things like the central heating in working order. Obviously you've got a busy schedule of staying up til 4am and sleeping all day, so will find it harder to fit this sort of communication in.

Knobheads, the pair of you. The time I reacted was when some lad in Pakistan said that the fans in the stadium had contributed to a defeat. So shut it.

9-1 with Coral. Money where your mouth is tbh.

Have got 6 of these: http://www.consolepassion.co.uk/nintendo-game-and-watch.htm from when I was a kid that my mam showed me she had kept today. All in perfect working order. They're going for £60 by the look of things. Crazy geeks.

Keep going lads. Someone's bound to come up with a funny one eventually. The law of averages demands it.

They make you look like a mong man Gejon. They're the denim equivalent of calipers.

It's Bonnie fucking Langford! I'll thcweam and thcweam!

Mushy toes. Don't know why I find that funny.

Haha, you absolute minge!

Images of Alex on the job and setting light to £50 notes now. Fucking desparate here. Come and do my cleaning to take your mind off it pet This is going to make me sound sad as fuck but I was ironing for five hours straight, yesterday. Work. Iron. Bed. Work Rock n roll eh? Jesus wept. There's nothing remotely straight about that.

I'm so bored. 3 hours to go and I can already tell it's gonna d r a g.

Do you always make the boys work for a cock shot?

A ginger lass? 200 quid? Do you get to keep her?

I bet Chris Nicol thinks he's a right clever shite now he's got his name in the paper. What a teat.

Here we go! He didn't even have to wait for the bizarre thread to get going. I'll save you a lot of bother and tell you that we know you bring your mates round to play on the arcade so it's not just you it's a social thing, we know your lass is lush, and we know that you know that you've got a great social life, so you don't care what any of us think. We also know that we are all sad bastards who live our lives through the internet. We can probably nip this one in the bud now.

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder. Well i havent been here much recently cos the craic has been shit but im all ready for this thread. The anticipation of this non event has already made my day So what are we going to do this time guys! Pretend to be police officers? Chase him into blockbusters? Take a picture of him on our phone when he isnt looking? I cant wait!!! How about same as last time? We all pretend to be police officers or whatever, and you pretend to be a total penis? You can do the bit where you tell us how much better your life is than all of ours too, we haven't had that for a while.

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder.

Canny if you're bored at work: http://dickinsondees.adventcalendar2006.co.uk/home.php And safe for work too.

Lucky bastard! I get no bonus, Christmas or otherwise at this shit-tip place. Fucking disgrace, all the work I put in. Having said that, you getting a bonus is fucking priceless.

Just got a reply off peasepud. His interest has been piqued.

I've just text him to inform him of developments. I basically just want something to make Friday pass a bit quicker.

I reckon peasepud will be well up for this one like. He was desperate to keep chasing the bloke last time when it all sort of died down. It doesn't even look like a lass's handwriting ffs. What sort of a gimp actually falls for this shit? I wonder if he's convinced a different lass to get her chebs out for the photos or if it's the same one.