Gemmill

I am fucking great. And you all know it.

That is all.

Leazes Mag = Alf Garnett. I can just see him sat at home turning to the wife going "Look at THAT! They even let the buggers on telly these days!?"

not a bad gig is it? presenting shows on music and football. how the fuck did he wrangle that one? digger barnes must be screwing that he's been relegated to touchline reporter. 185281[/snapback] He does the poker as well on one of the dodgy Sky channels, and the american football too I think. Bet he's picking up a canny wage for it all as well, the twat!

I think Colin Murray does a decent job on 5 with the presenting. He's genuinely enthusiastic, amusing enough and just about knows what he's talking about without trying to take the piss and sound like he's an expert.

t00nraider blatantly still in a huff. Class. "And you sounds loik an arrogant arrrrrrrse!"

No course not, we dont use hygiene in these backwards parts down 'ere' 185260[/snapback] Are you still in a huff about that?

Get a mac. I ran a spyware search on mine for the first time a year after buying it, and it found zilcho.

Rubbing cutlery on your grotty feet?! Are you gonna chuck it out after????

Your first wish must have been to know EVERYTHING. What was your second one?

Do you want him here or not then? 185219[/snapback] I wish everyone would just get over him. We all know how good he is when he plays, that's not in dispute. But nor should it be in dispute that he never plays. So therefore it shouldn't be in dispute that we shouldn't waste any money of him. I mean, what's to dispute here?

Shepherd takes his number 6 shirt (which he didn't wear) to bed with him every night, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's happy to spunk away a couple of million quid to have him in the treatment room for a season.

I'd have Bellamy back, but not permacrock Woodgate. We need to get over him. He'll have to get over his early retirement before too long.

Best ever defender to play for us though 185136[/snapback] After Bellamy, Woodgate is the second biggest pin-up boy for those that pine after our former players. FACT!

LISTEN DICKHEADS! He is shite man! He never plays! Real are letting him go on loan because they know he's a crock but they know they can't sell him because everyone else knows he's a crock. Some of you are as bad as Shepherd with your Woodgate obsession. He never plays, therefore he's utterly useless.

aimaad. The lad from Pakistan. 185113[/snapback] Toucan play that game tbh. 185120[/snapback] A thousand apologies sir!

Not if he's always injured and why would he accept about a thrid of what he is reported to be on? Better spent elsewhere. 185069[/snapback] well the story is Real are prepared to pay 'a large slice' of his 70K a week. Doesnt that make it worth it then even if he would only play 15 games? A large slice says to me a fair bit more than half. So say 20K a week? If he plays half the games is it value for money? I think so 185110[/snapback] If I offered you a large slice of pie, are you seriously suggesting you would expect to get more than half of it, you greedy pig?

Maybe slightly overpriced but only by a million or two. He'll score goals though.

Most random abuse EVER! 185099[/snapback] Just as well he knows I'm only messing with him or I might be in for a verbal toasting 185109[/snapback] See? Living in fear.

aimaad. The lad from Pakistan.

Wouldn't have minded him here, but hopefully he'll cause no end of bother for the fat shaven bull, Allardyce.

Stephen Fry would have a hard time being interviewed by Craig Hope ffs.

Whatever, mingers!

Actually, it's not just Enfield he looks like, it's Loadsamoney. Seriously he's like a chubby Loadsamoney. Loadsabelly if you please.

I think Solano's looked pretty poor so far this season tbh. Milner is much more mobile and offers more going forward. You'll always miss Solano's neat passing but I think the time has come for him to make way based on current evidence.