Gemmill

It's a good smiley for if someone's taken the piss out of you.

Sounds jolly bon to me!

Enjoy your holiday bobby.

Imagine if you really wanted to go to Man United and someone said this about it IN A GERMAN ACCENT! "Owen has a contract until 2010 and he will complete it. The issue is closed." How annoying would that be? Especially the last sentence.

Sammy, you're a lawyer. Surely they don't let you listen to music at work.

According to the BBC he's considering an offer from them. Not sure why they spent that much on Carrick only to buy Hargreaves an'all, but there you go. I think he'll do well in the Premiership.

HTL and Leazes.

I was thinking of starting an up the arse smilie thread tbh. 179020[/snapback] Which one are you? 179023[/snapback] Gemmill's on top and I'm on the bottom. 179027[/snapback] Looks about right. I seem to enjoy myself more after you've left.

Which one are you? 179019[/snapback] Just coming into shot now.....Sammy likes his powertools.

tbh.

Is this a harder question than it seems or are you really asking how to play a CD on your computer? Are you in your 80s Mark?

Stop rubbing it in shinton.

That's what did happen He's culturally important for taking "rock 'n' roll" to the masses but he wasn't remotely original or musically talented in the way someone like Chuck Berry was. He took black music and made it appealing to white people. Incredibly charismatic and a great performer. Those Vegas performances are comedy gold too. 178987[/snapback] He had a class voice to be fair. It was HUGE. Not innovative, I'll give you, but a good singer. Fucking excellent at karate too.

didnt stephen king release that as 6 separate books instead of one big one? 178972[/snapback] He did, aye. I read a combined version.

The book was class. I couldn't judge the film properly because all I knew was it was nowhere near as good as the book. Plus I can't stand Tom Hanks.

I just know you can do a lot better. 178952[/snapback] Parky's Skool Reports?

Early Elvis was a cool bloke tbh. He died a mess and the Vegas Elvis is comedy more than anything else like.

Away and shite! They've lost Bullard and Thompson and signed Heskey. And we'll be much fitter than them. I fancy us to turn them over tbh.

Deep-fried peanut butter sandwich eating fat bastard. If the drugs hadn't killed him, his diet would have before too long. Or he would have ended up like Marlon Brando.

By Scottish standards tbh.

Is that not you deciding what to rescue from your burning house?

I've never been threatened on the quayside and although I've never been to Darlington, I'd like to think I could get down the street without being shouted at. Which begs the question, what is J69 doing/wearing to attract this unwanted attention?

On second thoughts, I'd river dance the flames to death and get back to me whiskey bottle tbs tbs. 178919[/snapback] Aye a few flames licking your face would only add to the authentic Irish look.

Single-handedly responsible for your parent's divorce tbh. 178883[/snapback] It was worth it just for how spoilt me and my sister got after it happened. 178886[/snapback] It's helped to make you what you are today wait for the follow up to this. If it was on N-O 48 pager fact 178895[/snapback] I'm a lovely lad.

Single-handedly responsible for your parent's divorce tbh. 178883[/snapback] It was worth it just for how spoilt me and my sister got after it happened. 178886[/snapback] when me mam and dad remarried (to other people) me and my sister had 2 xmas's, 2 birthdays, 2 easters....... 178893[/snapback] My dad's a bit tight on the christmas and birthday front, but we were both allowed a couple of mates each to stay over pretty much every weekend, and we used to do the classic divorced parent Sunday lunch followed by the pictures thing with my dad every weekend. For about three years I had seen everything that was on at the pictures. I was a nightmare to go to the video shop with - "Seen it. Seen it. Seen it."