Gemmill

The only one I've ever really wanted that I didn't get was for a job at Sage. Other than that I've been pretty lucky with them. When I got this job it was the first one that the recruiter presented to me, and I got the job so that was nice and easy.

That wakes you up?! Are you a ninja or something?

Break his door down and leather the shite out of him on a daily basis until he leaves tbh.

I think he'll score a shitload of goals personally. I'm looking forward to seeing him play next season.

Hope they don't win the CL next year because I think Jose will be out on his ear if they don't.

Radgi's fella is on the Special Brew 142616[/snapback] Kevin and Perry Go Thirtysomething.

ultimate in naivety 143509[/snapback] How do you justify killing a two year old kid then Leazes?

Aye true enough, you hom!

The BMI is a load of bollocks tbh. I picture you as being quite a round bloke though.

Thing is though, when weight discussions have come up before, it's become all too apparent that Renton is a genuine fat bastard. I think the quote from someone was that they got the impression that "Gemmill was overweight, whilst Renton was a fat bastard". Fear of flying my arse. Fear of paying for two seats more like.

Because proper coke is too sweet man you thickos! Diet is more refreshing precisely because it's not as sickly.

Unlucky mate. Best of luck with the next one.

He's a bit loose with the rolly eyes is wor Renton like.

having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard 143374[/snapback] Is that the stupidest thing we've ever witnessed on here? And I include the likes of Taylor27 and StevieH whatever-his-name-is in that. 143392[/snapback] I think this petty minded bickering is diverting us from the true meaning of the thread, which, lest we forget is a request from Happy Face for helpful criticism. I blame Toonraider for once again trying to hijack the thread and make it about herself. I (dont) like it, I (dont) like it, I (dont) like it, I (dont) like it, I (dont) la-la-la-like it 143399[/snapback] eerm i think thats exactly what you're doing I was merely commenting on something PP had said. Since when does any topic stay on topic? EDIT And where is your comment for happy face on the website? 143400[/snapback] It was a joke! And I very much doubt you're the real Toonraider with comebacks like that! 143406[/snapback] didnt read it as a joke at all tbh. And i am the real toonraider...dont even go there! 143412[/snapback] Get back in your box.

Sweating, heart rate soaring, palpitations, nausea, just generally shitting myself, especially on take off. 143404[/snapback] Sounds no different to how I imagine you at the match. Weird what different people are scared of like. I don't think I've got any real phobias other than work.

Renton, how did your fear of flying used to manifest itself? Are you completely over it or do you still cry like a newborn baby from the minute the seat belts light goes on?

having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard 143374[/snapback] Is that the stupidest thing we've ever witnessed on here? And I include the likes of Taylor27 and StevieH whatever-his-name-is in that.

And you took the piss out of T-R for something coming off a birthday card?! Captain Hallmark tbh.

having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard 143374[/snapback] She said 5 days you dick!

Canny weird obsession that like GF, wanting to out-earn your dad. I know it's probably not really an obsession, but it's never something that's really occured to me before. Is he always on at you or something?

Aye, I'm sure part of the process is to try and stay calm and level-headed about the whole thing. Getting blotto and flinging temazepam down her neck was probably totally counterproductive.

Why on earth would you want to rid yourself of that? It's a gift, not a curse.

By the way, GF has BLATANTLY got McKenna's "I can make you thin" tape.

Aye, seriously, there must be a way of overcoming something like that. If you're having to pass up free holidays and that you need to get it sorted man woman man!

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance! 143336[/snapback] Counter balance?! Flying round in circles tbh.